Two husbands were chitchatting… I and my wife never argue
I can't believe it… how do you manage it? The day we got married we decided one thing
I will talk about great subjects and she will take care for small Trivia…
For instance?
For instance, what house to buy, what car, what school for the kids, what kind of clothes for family and for myself, what kind of work or business I should do… these are small things… my wife settles them…
What are the great subjects?
For example… whether God exist or not!! Whether war should be in Russia or in the middle east!! What kind of weapons should we use to kill the enemy… things like that, great things… I will take care of them… I decide great things and she decides small things and pays for them… and she pays for my expenses too… she is very good in
business… I don‟t ask her from where she can get all what we need… it is her own work… and all the kids look like her too… it is her work…
That was easy Sir, my cousin is twenty two, and he is only half crazy…
A member of the catholic church approached her priest and said… Father, my dog died and I want to know if you think it is all right to have a funeral for him…
Yes I think it is all right if you desire one… Who do you think would be a good father?
The priest was not too happy with the thought so he said… I know a good protestant minister down the street… he will do it for you…
Oh… thank you father… just one more question…how much do you think I should pay him… 300 $ or 400 $?
The priest's eyes lit up and he slipped his arm around the lady, honey! You are my child and my friend… why did not you say it was a charmy catholic dog?
A Baptist Deacon had advertised a cow for sale… How much are you asking for it?
A hundred and fifty dollars?
And how much milk does she give? Four gallons a day…
How do I know that?
When the Deacon reached home, asked his wife… what is the Presbyterian Elder?
Oh!!… He is the same as the Baptist Deacon… Oh dear… I have lost my cow..!!
Mr Gorbachev wanted to find out what people thought of him… naturally they would not tell him if they recognized him… so he dressed in an elaborated disguise, put on glasses and false moustache and flow to a small town… there he met a farmer and asked him… tell me what do you think of Gorbachev?
Sh…h…h… you crazy…come… come inside the house… he closed the window… shut the door… pulled down the shades… then whispered…
"I like him"
A student died and went to purgatory…
There he ran into his master who was with a beautiful blond… I am happy for you master for your reward…
Break completely with your past and your every day life, put on a business sail and go to a night club…
The priest went to a topless night club… and sat in a corner and a waitress stopped at his table and said… "Hi Father"…. "How did you know me?".
"Don‟t you recognize me? I am Sister Natalie".
A man found the Truth… a little devil came running to the old devil and asked him… A man found the truth… our whole business is at risk!! Cool down my son, smoke a cigar and my people have already reached there… the priest, the rabbi, the popes, the imams… they will organize the Truth, and once it is organized it is finished… it is dead… they will surround the man and they will not allow the people to
approach him… they will interpret the man in their own ways… in their own interpretation and the Truth will be lost…
Truth
No one can tell you what it is… Truth is beyond words and
worlds… Truth cannot be taught but you can catch it… Truth has to be discovered within our own soul… It cannot be borrowed from the scriptures… It is not possible even to communicate it, it is
inexpressible… by its very nature, it is indefinable…
Truth happens to us in wordless silence… in deep… deep
meditation… when there is no thought, no desire, no ambition… in that state of no-mind Truth descends in us or ascends in us… in the core of our being…
it is already in us but we are not yet aware of this grace… Truth does not come from heaven or the beyond… it arises from the deepest source of our being… it is not something coming down but something rising up… welling up… it is a transmission… f rom heart to heart… from light to light…
So let us enjoy the truth from all the doors… from whatsoever source it comes… Truth is nobody's possession… so let us nourish ourself with the Truth not with anybody… don‟t cling to persons… persons are insignificant… truth is significant it is in each one of us…
truth comes as a surprise… you cannot manage and manufacture it… it comes when it comes…
There is no way to truth… all ways lead astray… why?
Because having a away means that you have already decided what truth is… it is the game of your own mind… there is no way to truth…
because the mind is the barrier and it is the mind that creates the ways… the mind has to go… the mind has to cease for truth to be… the mind is structure… is the ego…
Let go and let God… be a watchful… just watch and witness and freedom will come… truth is the freedom… truth is a bird on the wing… not a bird in the cage… the cage may be of gold, may be studded with diamonds, but a cage is a cage and it cannot attain freedom… truth can never become a prisoner, sonly those who are capable of being free attain to it… take a deep.. deep breath and fly high in your inner sky…
Yes let us fun with truth…
Who bothers to look at the truth? We have become afflicted with signs, symbols, words and language…
What is the difference between truth and a lie? And Rabia… one of the greatest Sufi mystic, said “Only four inches..”
Hassan was puzzled and asked her again… I don‟t understand… what do you mean?
Tr uth is your own experience… your own silence… you own vision…
A young man made application to change his name according to the provision of the law…
What is your name.. Bill Sinks, Sir…
Well, I can understand why you want it to be changed… and what do you want it to be?
William Stinks, Sir..
The shit is the same but we change the smell..
A little boy came home from Sunday school and his father asked… What did you learn today?
Well, two thousand years ago, the Jews wanted to escape from the bad Egyptians… so Moses had the Jews to build this suspension bridge
across the red sea…
We believe out of fear and we improve on the scriptures out of ignorance…
I don‟t believe in believing… I believe in knowing… in
experiencing… not what the lab tells us… life is not an experiment in the lab… in the school… in the other‟s minds… Live your own life and be alive in your own truth… listen to your own heart… and heal your