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How to Get There - The Map
Picture #1 is a picture of central Amsterdam
Picture #2 is zoomed up so you can already see the Red Light District from here. I marked the district in red. As you can see, the big circle is where the “VIP” of the District is. Inside the circle, you can see a few smaller streets (on the south side of the circle) - this is where the best chicks are. On the north side of the circle (around the Church) is where the black prostitutes are concentrated. Let’s zoom it in again so you can see it better.
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Picture #3 - now you can see two circles, the smaller one is the “VIP”, the bigger one is the
“blue light district”. Usually, the “meeting point” after sex (since you probably won’t finish at the exact same time) is in the Bulldog Coffeeshop (yeah, it’s a bit commercial, but it’s nice).
Picture #4 shows the second Red Light District. It is smaller and has only about 20 shopping windows. Also, the whores are usually much worse. Look for it near Spuistraat, it’s all within a 5-10 minute walking distance from the Dam.
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Picture #5 - ask someone how to get to the Dam. From there, I marked the path for you which way it’s the best to get to the “VIP”. Follow the arrow. The first circle is Dam Square and the second one is your destination - the “VIP”.
If you’re starting from Dam Square, cross the street towards the big/tall thing that looks like a dildo. You’ll be standing next to NH hotel, then go left into one smaller side street, towards a café/restaurant called Majestic, as you walk past it, you’ll enter a smaller street, keep on walking. You’ll be walking parallel with one of the bigger/longer streets. Now, you’ll pass the
“Players” café, you’ll see a shop full of condoms, etc. There will be one street where you can turn right - don’t do it. You have to go right on the second street. Once you see the NYSE Euro/Amsterdam stock exchange, you know that you are near. On the next small street where you can turn right - do so. Once you enter the street just go straight and you’ll be in the epicenter of the Red Light District. Welcome to Paradise!
Hopefully, now you’ll know your way around the place. It’s not as complicated as it may seem.
You’ll get the hang of it after a few days of walking around. It’s a small city, everything is close.
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Basic price is €50 for 20
minutes. The “extra price”
is €20-50 on top of the
basic price, which gives
you additional 10 minutes
with the girl.
Photo: Cédric Puisney
How Much to Pay - Don’t Get Ripped Off!
The standard price for a 20 minute sex session is €50 (approximately $68), while some better- looking prostitutes often charge an extra €20-50 for “anything”. “Anything” basically means that you are allowed to fuck her in more than one position (missionary) and that she’ll act a lot sluttier than for only the basic price. In case you pay €100, the “time limit” also increases by extra 10 minutes. Some prostitutes don’t really go by these rules, though. If they like you - you might even stay LONGER and pay less.
Since I became a frequent customer of a few BOMBSHELL prostitutes and they were very talkative with me, after the fifth time I didn’t have to pay and I got a freebie, but you should know it doesn’t happen every time (if ever for most people). You need to negotiate the right price. There’s NO reason you should pay more than it’s worth, since there ARE very attractive prostitutes in the Red Light District that give you a “full package” for a basic price - that is, €50.
What is a “full package”? It’s when a prostitute is really sexual with you, welcoming and open.
She doesn’t rush you when the sex is finished, she doesn’t use toilet paper to protect herself
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off). While she’s sucking your cock, she is looking you in the eyes and smiling, she gets into any position you wish without trying to charge you extra €20-50. She helps you to get your condom off once you orgasm, and she slowly helps you out with a smile and a kiss on the cheek.
Not, THAT is a GOOD service. Whores like this know what’s good business, they make themselves some loyal customers, and you can see it in their eyes that they love their job.
The problem is - not all prostitutes are like that. But don’t worry - I’ll tell you how to find exactly these AND fuck them for a good price. There’s no reason you should pay for ONE whore €100 for a “full package”, when you can pay €50 each for TWO “full packages” with an equally or even better looking prostitute. Keep that in mind and don’t let them rip you off! If they sense that they can and if they see you’re an amateur - they WILL rip you off.
I guarantee you that! The worst thing that can happen to you is that you enter a window, pay
€50 and then in the middle of the sex - which she is MAKING BAD on PURPOSE (not looking into your eyes, putting you in an uncomfortable position, zero emotions from her part, etc.) - she’ll tell you that you need to pay extra if you want to fuck her “doggy style”. If this happens to you - then you know you are an amateur. Don’t worry, I’ll explain how to protect you
rself from some of these manipulative whores, since they’re often not worth the extra money.
Especially when you already feel like a dumbass and she acted like a cunt, once she starts being naughty with the extra money you’ve paid. You’ll really feel as if it wasn’t genuine, and might even lose your erection - no matter how incredibly hot she may be.
So, just to make things clear about the pricing once and for all:
The basic price is €50 for 20 minutes.
The “extra price” is € 20-50 on top of the basic price, which gives you additional 10 minutes with her.
The “extra” you pay should grant you access to the “full package”. What you want to do is get a “full package” and only pay the basic price - which completely doable.
There’s one more price - the “sale price” - and it’s usually €40. During the hardest times of the financial crisis, some whores would offer a €10 discount or you can haggle for it. It can be done and many whores agree on it, the only problem is that his usually only works on lower quality prostitutes and they even give you a hard time (for example, NO full package, at least not 90% of the time).
Just a remark - the €10 discount is just not worth it most of the time, but you SHOULD haggle anyway. Here’s why and how to do it...
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Enjoying legal prostitution
in the Red Light District is a
bliss once you know what
you are allowed to do and
what is prohibited.
Photo: Whatsername?
Fucking and Talking With Them
Once you chose the right whore for yourself (more on choosing later), you discuss the deal and enter the window. She’ll immediately close the curtain and the party can begin. 95% of the time, the first thing she’ll ask you is “Where are you from?” and she’ll follow up with “Are you here on holiday?”
This is their “opener” or icebreaker. After that she’ll probably ask you for your name - don’t bother to giving her a real one, since she’ll certainly give you a false one. MOST of them give you fake/artist names, since many of them came from Eastern Europe and for some of them - they just came here for a year to make some money and head back. On the other hand, there are some really open prostitutes and in case they like you, you can have a really nice conversation with them.
Many of them are really down to earth and “real”, if you know what I mean. Some of them are VERY intelligent, AND HOT - I often can’t understand why they are doing this and I always ask them. Of course, the money is great, most of them are making a KILLING, and some even
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honest - the Red Light District is a pretty safe working enviroment for whores (I’ll explain why later).
Anyway, some of them speak bad English. You’ll never know if you don’t ask - that’s why I’m telling you to ALWAYS discuss the deal before entering. A good thing is to ask her “Where are you from?” BEFORE entering. From my experience, Hungarian and Bulgarian girls are not only the best looking, but also know how to fuck well - especially the Hungarians.
You can leave your stuff on the chair, or there’s usually a place where you can hang your coat.
You’ll see that some windows are directly next to the street - this might be disturbing to some, as you can often hear the crowd outside (even though the windows are bulletproof), while there are some windows where you have to climb up the stairs to get to her room. These are THE BEST spots, since you won’t be disturbed by the noise outside and it’s much more relaxed for her as well, as it’s more isolated.
It’s a “routine” for them to start the same way. 95% of the whores will tell you to “lay down” on the bed once you took your stuff off. Don’t worry, you usually lie on a towel put across the bed.
Inside the windows it looks really nice, some are very fancy (especially in the “VIP area” - more on that later). You can ask to wash your hands before and after sex, you can even wash you dick if you want to, and use their automatic paper thing.
Anyway, almost all of them start with the same “lie down on the bed” routine. You don’t have to bring condoms with you - the whores are all equipped with condoms. I think they are using an industry classic. I didn’t manage to figure out which condom brand it is. All I know is that from the more than 50 times I’ve been there NONE broke. ZERO. They’re probably some special condoms, they’re usually a bit orangey, or white, but orange most of the time.
Regardless of color, they’re obviously HIGH quality.
Keep in mind that most of these whores REALLY have to take care of themselves. Most of them wash their pussy quickly immediately after having sex with you (while you’re putting on your clothes), just to be sure. Also - these whores are CLEAN. How do I know this?
Well, for starters, they are LEGAL, which means they are not only paying rent, most of them even have a bookkeeper (yes! a BOOKKEEPER), and most of them are paying TAXES! I know it sounds insane, but that’s how legal prostitution goes in Holland. This further means that they are freelancers. There are NO PIMPS. I’ve asked each and every whore I’ve fucked whether she’s working alone etc. and most of them were pretty convincing they are working for themselves. I know since I’ve created OK relationships with a few of these prostitutes and it’s hard to believe that all of them are telling lies. Anyway, this is controlled prostitution. There is police nearby at all times, and during the night shift, there’s always at least one guy (very polite!) that walks around just to make sure everything is alright with the girls and whether some drunk tourists are making problems. Another thing I’ve heard is that the government requires the prostitutes in the District to test themselves for HIV every now and then.
Back to fucking them - since you’ve discussed what’s included in the deal, don’t be afraid to do whatever you want (except being aggressive), you can suck on their breasts, touch their
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ass, and basically do whatever you want, though you might not be comfortable to do it with all of them.
Since you’ve paid, don’t be afraid to demand, and tell her how you like to fuck her. You can even tell her in which position you want her to be - she can stand, doggy, on the side, missionary, you can flip her around however you want. Usually, after a few minutes of giving you a blowjob (through a condom) they’ll ask you how you want to fuck them. I suggest you really use the money you’ve put into it and have some fun. It’s crap if you orgasm after only five minutes, when you could have had a lot more fun with her.
You might be wondering whether she can give a good blowjob through a condom - some of them use their teeth too much; on the other hand, some girls are SO GOOD that you’ll almost orgasm from the blowjob alone. Some of them are literally amazing and are worth EVERY cent and even more. These are usually the whores that truly enjoy what they do and that like you. That’s why I recommend you take a shit, shave and have a shower before hitting the Red Light District, since she’ll be MUCH more responsive if you’re in a good shape than if you are drunk, stoned and smell like an animal.
So, you’re ready to splash? Where do you do it? The first time I fucked a whore in the District, I thought I’m not allowed to keep my dick inside her when I orgasm, so I took it out just before I came. Later, I started asking whores (and I accidentaly still ask sometimes) whether I should leave it inside when I come - and they ALL look at me as if I was stupid, as in “OF COURSE, why do you ask?”, “Of course, you have a condom, no?” So, now you know you CAN and SHOULD leave your dick inside her when you orgasm, since it’s much better anyway.
Once you orgasm, she’ll give you toilet paper to help you get your condom off, and you can also wash your hands and talk a bit more. Usually, they’re very sweet and polite, give you a few kisses and help you out.
In case you’re interested in anal sex, they RARELY agree on it, and will surely charge you extra, but I wouldn’t recommend it as it is much more risky…
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