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Silas Luthingo Rusvingo

Faculty of Commerce, Great Zimbabwe University, Masvingo Province, Zimbabwe


The mission in this Paper is to look at the manner in which the Vice-President Honorable

Phelekezela Mphoko was appointed to his positions in both the ruling ZANU PF and the

Zimbabwe government. Was the appointment done democratically? If not what are the

consequences of not complying with the democratic principles given the manner in which this

appointment was made? In other words was the appointment by the people for the people and

of the people? Hence is the importance of this Case Study. Turning to how the Author carried

out the case study the choice was a matter between the state owned propaganda churning

media such as the daily Herald and weekly Sunday mail and the partisan state-owned electronic

media such as the Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation (ZBC) and the Zimbabwe Television

(ZTV) whose editorial policy is clearly in favor of the ruling ZANU PF at the expense of the

opposition political parties such as the opposition MDC-T party. On the flip side of the State

owned print and electronic media is the privately owned print and electronic media. The daily

Newsday, Daily News etc and the weekly Standard, Financial Gazette, Zimbabwe Independent

etc make up the privately-owned print media. The privately owned electronic media is

dominated by the respected and dependable Internet. For the study the Author preferred the

privately-owned media because they state facts and figures as they are the ground without fear,

favor and prejudice. On major findings one of them was that a person partially appointed and

not publicly elected becomes a servant of the appointer which comes at the expense of the



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Left to the secrecy of his Munhumutapa Building offices, His Excellence President Mugabe could be ruining the fateful day he, without consultation or election decided to appoint Honorable Phelekezela Mphoko to the second Vice-President of both ZANU PF party and government. Ndakaziva haitungamire (meaning in practice and real life very rarely does hindsight come before foresight). For His Excellence President Mugabe he could have learnt a lesson or two from this old Shone proverb. The question that immediately begs an answer is: Ngeyi ndakaziwa haitungamire pana Va Mphoko (meaning why on VP does hindsight not come before foresight).

To betray the trust that His Excellence had bestowed on Honorable Vice-President Phelekezela Mphoko, VP Mphoko was, against the background of the majority or masses of Zimbabweans living in a sea of poverty and deprivation, reportedly scouting for a multi-million dollar up market house in Harare’s leafy suburbs at a time the government was experiencing a

financial squeeze of immeasurable proportions, the private media and in particular the factual reporting Newsday had reported (Mushava 2015). Honorable Mphoko’s wife Laurinda had between December 2014 and February 2015 turned down 3 up market mansions among them a $3 million castle in the capital’s leafy Ballantyne Park on the grounds the property was too small for a person of VP’s calibre. The Honorable Mphoko was appointed VP alongside Emmerson

Munangagwa in December 2014 following a major shakeup in the ruling ZANU PF party which also saw the unceremonious ousting of former Vice-President Joice Mujuru for allegedly plotting to topple His Excellency Mugabe who turned 91, on 21 February 2015.

The second Vice-President, who is also National Healing and Reconciliation minister, like all government officials is entitled to stay in a government house among his other perks. Impeccable sources had told the private media and in particular the Newsday that Honorable Mphoko was initially scheduled to move into a government house left vacant by the late Vice–

President Joseph Msika in the plushy suburb of Mandara but his choosy wife allegedly refused, saying that she wanted a house of their own (Mushava 2015)

The same source said that the VP’s wife had gone around shopping in Glen Lorne,

Borrowdale Brooke and Ballantyne Park, but was not pleased by some if not all of the properties on offer, “She rejected one in Glen Lorne that was going for $1.5million, saying it was small. Before she `rejected the $3 million house in Ballantyne Park, she had rejected another one in Borrowdale Brooke worth $2 million claiming many government ministers lived in the area and she was not comfortable with that arrangement,” the dejection sounding source said.


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1191 Matabeleland region and reportedly has no residential property in Harare (Mushava 2015). Prior to his appointment as VP the comfort seeking Honorable Mphoko was staying at the 5 star Meikles Hotel from where he made frequent visits to His Excellence President Mugabe’s office.

(Mushava 2015)

The investor spooking policies such as the chaotic Land Reform Program of 2000 and the Indigenization and Economic Empowerment of 2007 policies chief among others, had resulted in local and foreign direct investors (FDI) shunning to bring their money to Zimbabwe preferring regional competitors such as Mozambique and South Africa to name just a few. The result of all this has been a cash squeezed government unable to pay its bloated 500 000 civil servants on time and many companies closing shop to turn thousand of retrenches into street vendors in order to eke out a living.

All that was said in the Introduction to this discourse in this Paper resonates with the maxim – In politics a public office bearer is better elected than appointed as was the case with

the comfort seeking Vice President. Mbimbindoga akasiya jira muma sese (meaning co-operation makes work easier, as the old Swahili proverb says, “Many hands make light work!” Choosing a public office bearer such as a VP should have been better done through an election via a secret ballot by many accredited voters than through an appointment by one person and in particular, His Excellence President Mugabe.

This thought provoking Introduction to the discourse in this Paper leads to the Statement on the relevant and related Literature Review and Research Methodology which is designed to unveil the Research Findings from which the Paper Summary, Conclusion and Recommendations are derived. Details on the same are given below in detail:



Licensed under Creative Common Page 1192 With this brief rundown of the Statement on the relevant and related Literature Review and Research Methodology now done and dusted, up next is a detailed review of same.

New VPs between Rock and a Hard Surface (Zhangazha 2015)

With the media speculations on succession politics now out of the way, the next logical thing to do is to assess the key realities that the two Vice-Presidents face before the discourse degenerates to focus on Honorable Mphoko who is the subject of investigation in this Paper. Whereas previous second and third secretaries have been acclaimed after provincial nominations, at “elective” congresses, Emmerson Munangagwa and Phelekezela Mphoko were

and are Presidential appointees who were then presented to the party’s central committee meeting. It was only their principal His Excellence President Mugabe who was presented before congress, making it fairly apparent where the real power in the ruling ZANU PF party resides. The two Vice-Presidents essentially function at the pleasure and borderline mercy of His Excellence President Mugabe. In other words their allegiance first and foremost was to the President and not the electorate to create what is rock and a hard surface in between these surfaces. Apart from their constitutionally mandated roles as vice presidents of the country (not the party), they will also carry out further functions. Vice-President Munangagwa was to remain Honourable Minister of Justice while second Vice-President Mphelekezela Mphoko would remain in charge Of National Healing and Reconciliation (Zhangazha 2015).

The above arrangement makes Honourable VP Munangagwa as essentially a defacto prime minister albeit under the watchful and eagle eye of His Excellence President Mugabe as his principal. He however does not have the power and ability to fire any members of parliament (mps) who refuse to tow the partly line, which essentially remains the function of his principal, His Excellence President Mugabe. Second Vice-President Mphoko has what is evidently an easier role to play. He has been tasked with national reconciliation and healing. In representing the PF ZAPU of the Presidium he will try to spearhead development projects in the southern parts of the country which are essentially the three Matabeleland provinces of Matabeleland South, North and Bulawayo, but only with the express permission of His Excellence President Mugabe. This means that Honourable Mphoko’s vice presidency will largely be muted and function more on the basis of towing His Excellence President’s line to the

letter (Zhangazha 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1193 party or government level. So while the two new deputies may have been beneficiaries of not only factionalism but also the benevolence of president, they have their work cut out for them to be leaders in their own political/electoral right. In the event His Excellence President Mugabe leaves office between now and 2018, Munangagwa as first Vice-President (and second secretary in ZANU PF) is most likely to be his successor both in government and in the ruling party. He will have to go through the motion of leading his party in the elections scheduled for the same year, 2018. And that does work by way of appointment but by way of electoral will of the people. A development that will occur within the contest of the party continuing to be divided at grassroots levels while at the same time facing a stubborn, though weak for now, opposition. (Zhangazha 2015)

As it is one does not envy the two vice-presidents. Whatever they do, they can only do under the aegis of their principal who appears keen on control and continuity in his direct leadership of the party and government. And who will also not evidently hint on succession. Simultaneously they will have to become leaders in their own right within their new positions. This means that they are between a rock and hard surface. And all this resonates with the maximum that in modern politics a public office bearer is better elected in his new position than appointed in this case by His Excellence President Mugabe (Zhangazha 2015).

From what Zhangazha (2015) has said the appointments in December 2014 of Vice-Presidents Munangagwa and Mphoko were undemocratic but at the benevolence of His Excellence President Mugabe. This means that whatever the two Vice-Presidents do at party and government levels is to please one person at the expense of the people. The maxim of democracy as by the founders of democracy, namely Britain and the United States of America is that “People first” and an individual second. This maxim resonates with better management of

the economy and its prosperity. Compared with its neighbor South Africa, the leading economy in the 14 member SADC region, Zimbabwe is the poorest nation to prop up the 14 nation regional bloc purely on the basis of the absence of democracy in its governance charter.

To His Excellence President Mugabe he is far from being a happy man as the blundering Mphoko, learns the ropes in his new roles of party and government vice-president. Details on this coming sooner than later.

Blundering Mphoko Learns the Ropes (Moyo 2015)


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1194 have been taking place in the 25 years he has been living outside Zimbabwe on diplomatic mission that took him to Mozambique, South Africa and abroad in Austria. Since his surprise appointment in December 2014, ahead of other more popular candidates in the name of well known Simon Khaya Moyo and many others Mphoko had hit the ground running as he embarked on his “meet-the-people” tours that have taken him to Bulawayo and Matabeleland

North and South provinces. During his maiden tours he had spoken about under-development in the Matabeleland Region, devolution and the emotive Gukurahundi massacres – very topical issues in the Matabeleland region. With his hands up in the sky the blundering Mphoko had forcefully denied any involvement in the 1980s Gukurahundi in which as many as 20 000 people were massacred by security forces as they battled dissidents in the Matabeleland and Midlands provinces. The Vice-President then proceeded to sing from the same hymn book as ordinary residents who have perennially complained about marginalization by government from mainstream economic development programmes (Moyo 2015).

Straight away he painted himself a picture of a man who is not afraid to ruffle feathers – even at the risk of being labeled a controversial figure. True to his controversial spirit the blundering vice-president chided able-bodied people for engaging in street vending an occupation he said should be left to physically challenged members of society and proceeded to display an astonishing ignorance of government programmes, innocently asking his audience, “What is Beam?” Beam is an acronym for the Basic Education Assistance Module which was

established in 2001 by the government to provide to vulnerable and under-privileged children. Afraid of further exposing himself from detachment, the blundering vice-president quickly changed topics and moved to the thorny issue of devolution – much to the delight of ZANU PF supporters at the packed ZANU PF provincial headquarters. “Can you tell me why Bulawayo’s factories and industries have closed down?” the blundering Mphoko asked the expectant crowd

(Moyo 2015).

Dismissing the “it is sanctions and MDCs” answer, the blundering Mphoko laid the blame

squarely at the feet of government through ZESA and ZINWA for depriving Bulawayo of electricity and water which is critical for industrial production. While ZESA is an acronym for Zimbabwe Electricity Supply Authority, ZINWA is an acronym for Zimbabwe National Water Authority, both of which are state owned enterprises or parastatals. “Without water and without

electricity we are only joking there is no development that can take place”, the blundering Mphoko had said in answer to his own question.

“Bulawayo Power Station must come back to Bulawayo. It should not be run by ZESA. ZESA was not even there when it was constructed”, the blundering Mphoko said amid ululations


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1195 ZESA must only be there for national programmes, but not in my home. Bulawayo is a standalone city like Harare. And don’t give our roads to ZINARA – Zimbabwe National Road

Authority, they must be given back to the Bulawayo City Council (BCC). Those who pay rates must pay them to BCC which has its own departments for such things and not to ZINARA which must concern itself only with national roads. There is no need to confuse things siyezwana

bantu bakiti? (Meaning do we understand each other my kith and kin?) (Moyo, 2015)

If His Excellence President Mugabe was listening he could have rued the fateful day he dared appoint the blundering Mphoko to the key position of Vice-President in both party and government apart from his ministerial position of Minister of Healing and Reconciliation. His level of detachment from reality was astonishing to say the least. For most of the time that he spent with these people the blundering Mphoko was not only totally offside but proved a wasted afternoon for both himself and his audience. In his continuing day dreaming the blundering Mphoko also demanded that the BCC be given control of the Agricultural and Rural Development Authority (ARDA) farms around the city because the agro based parastatal was failing to manage them efficiently to ensure productivity and benefits to the BCC residents. Like his name Mphoko which in street lingo means a rascal – mphoko isadza rekusiira mbwa

(meaning Blundering Mphoko is at worst synonymous with a dog’s breakfast) (Moyo 2015).

In sharp contradiction to this philosophy of blundering, Mphoko denied , His Excellence President Mugabe’s ZANU PF had strenuously denied marginalized the Matabeleland provinces

and was resolutely opposed to total devolution during the constitution making exercise of 2012. Government was supposed to set up provincial councils in compliance with the new constitution of 2012, but this has not happened. The new constitution was supposed to set up ten provincial councils in accordance with the new constitution of 2012 and made up of 8 provincial councils and two metropolitan provincial councils that are supposed to spearhead local development. The provincial councils are established to accommodate calls from Zimbabweans for a developed state since the 1999 Constitutional review exercise (Moyo 2015).

The blundering Mphoko had tasked former Bulawayo Mayor Joshua Malinga with reviving meetings to revive Bulawayo fortunes. Malinga was part of an early 1990s triumvirate that included late politicians Sydney Malunga and Welshman Mabhena, who courted controversy for their noisy protests against the region’s under-development. The noise making


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1196 The blundering so far reported in this paragraph resonates with the maxim – in modern politics a

public office bearer is better elected than appointed as was in the case of the reported blundering VP Phelekezela Mphoko.

From his blundering Mphoko typically shows that he is an individual appointee than an office bearer by popular vote as required by the dictates of democracy. His knowledge about Zimbabwe and its political and economic affairs is atrocious. According to His Excellence President Mugabe the Matabeleland provinces are not marginalized nor is he in favor of devolution for the Matabeleland provinces. ZINWA and ZESA are national institutions and were not instituted to deprive Bulawayo of its water and electricity. ZINARA is again there to distribute revenue to the various local authorities and was therefore not instituted to deprive Bulawayo of its fair share of revenue from road levies. Like factories anywhere in Zimbabwe, these closed shop due to the liquidity crunch in Zimbabwe spawned by local and foreign direct investors shunning to bring their money for investment in Zimbabwe but in neighboring Mozambique and South Africa where the investment climate is conducive for foreign direct investments.

When we thought we had seen and heard enough of the blundering Mphoko an equally jaw dropping report filtered through that the same controversial Mphoko was, in keeping with his tradition, reported knee deep in yet another debauched controversy this time involving the siphoning of cash from the financially hamstrung fescues. Details on this coming your way in just a moment.

Mphoko Drains Fiscus (MOYO 2015)

Soon after his surprise appointment as ZANU PF party and government Vice-President, Mphoko a former diplomat operating from outside the country was reported staying at the top notch Rainbow Towers Hotel which had begun in mid December 2014 some days after the damp squib ZANU PF “elective” congress. The cost just on hotel accommodation had by end of January 2015 soared to US$18 800. The cost of funding the former diplomat’s continued stay in one of the hotel’s luxurious suites which cost a maximum of US$400 a night could go much

higher as the cash-squeezed government continued to hunt for a new house for Mphoko. Disturbing reports say he had already rejected a US$3 million house on the grounds that it was cheap. “He began staying there in mid-December 2014 and by end of January 2015 the profligate VP will have gobbled more than US$18 800 in accommodation bills alone. This does not include meals and other expenses he is likely to incur”, one top government source had said

with a worried look on his face.


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1197 government had as a result of this failed to timeously pay civil servants or offer them salary increments. Bonuses were not paid on time last December 2014. In May 2014, the financially-hamstrung Zimbabwe government owed more than US$750 000 in hotel bills for parliamentarians (Moyo 2015).

The previously unknown Mphoko who was appointed to the vice-presidency along with Emmerson Munangagwa has made headlines lately for the wrong reasons after he and his wife Laurinda rejected three houses among them a mansion in Harare’s affluent suburb of Ballantyne Park worth US$3 million claiming it was too small. By government protocol government sources had said that Mphoko was initially supposed to move into a house formerly occupied by the late Vice-President Joseph Musika in Harare’s suburb of Mandara but Laurinda,

his wife refused saying they wanted a house of their own, not the one vacated by others. But this is not withstanding the fact that the disowned house is presently lying idle with no occupants which is itself a waste of scarce resources. The profligate Laurinda, wife to VP Mphoko had been shopping for a house since mid-December 2014 to about early February 2015 and had viewed houses in the equally affluent Glen Lorne, Borrowdale Brooke and Ballantyne Park suburbs but had refused to take any of them including the US$ 3 million mansion (Moyo 2015).

Mphoko had lived outside Zimbabwe since 1987 until late last year (2014) after having been assigned to the diplomatic service beginning his stint in the neighbouring Mozambique. He also served in neighboring Botswana, Austria in Europe before he was posted back nearer home in the neighboring South Africa where he was ambassador. On 1 February 2015, while on one of his public engagements in Bulawayo, the blundering Mphoko had angered vendors after declaring that vending should be left to disabled people conveniently forgetting that people have chosen “street entrepreneurship” not out of choice but have been forced to do so by the adverse

economic situation obtaining in Zimbabwe since the year 2000 (Moyo 2015). Zimbabwe has been the only country in the SADC region in deflation as in Table 1 below.

Table 1: Deflation figures for Zimbabwe for the months of January and February 2015

Month Deflation figures

January 2015 (1.28) February 2015 (1.40)

Source: Staff Reporter 2015


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For an incredible 27 years VP Mphoko had been out of Zimbabwe on diplomatic service abroad. He is obviously out of touch with reality at home. And to cruelly expose this weakness is a feel bad story by Chabwinja (2015). Details which promise a good prospect for you the Reader are on their way coming to you.

Mphoko Out Of Touch With Reality (Chabwinja 2015)

Rabid fears that Vice-President Phelekezela Mphoko was terribly out of touch with reality concerning the plight of Zimbabweans having spent more than a quarter of a century (27 years) abroad as a diplomat were cruelly confirmed in early February 2015 during his charm-offensive in his home Matabeleland region. Mphoko (74) who had spent more than 25 years out of the country as a career diplomat appeared to try a tad too hard to dispel doubts over his capacity to deliver as vice-president and project himself as a hands-on man. He only succeeded in sticking his foot firmly in his mouth when he expressed shock that able-bodied men and women in Zimbabwe had resorted to street vending for a living (Chabwinja 2015).

Addressing mostly party supporters at the Bulawayo Provincial headquarters at Davies Hall the habitually blundering Mphoko intoned: “I have got my own view regarding vending where you find an able-bodied man seated selling tomatoes. There are better things to do for someone who is fit except for those who are indisposed, and physically challenged” He

continued: “You should wake up and see what you can do for a living. We cannot tolerate a man who is fit sitting down and selling tomatoes…. No, let us do something better”.

The bankruptcy of Maphoko’s sentiments uttered while seated next to ZANU PF

secretary for disabled Joshua Malinga at the top table was manifest in his utter failure to suggest even a single alternative. That is because a legitimate alternative is hard to find for those who want to eke out an honest living. Of course life in the criminal underworld is an option but sooner or later the long arm of the law catches up with you (Chabwinja 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1199 but with massive company closures accompanied by massive joblessness and massive retrenchments being the order of the day such prospects are increasingly remote (Chabwinja 2015).

Ironically Mphoko’s ruling party has celebrated the growth of the informal sector, which it

has called the new economy because from a ZANU PF perspective selling tomatoes in the street is a form of employment. Hence the delusional argument by ZANU PF that the official unemployment rate in Zimbabwe is 10 – 11% and not the 80-90% sponsored by the private sector. On her country wide rallies towards the end of last year, His Excellence President Mugabe’s wife, First Lady Grace Amai “Stop it” had admonished local government and the

police for ceaselessly harassing vendors saying it was hard enough for vendors to try and put food on the table for their families in a difficult economy, and that the Zimbabwe Republic Police (zrp) were making their plight even worse off. While hailing His Excellence President Mugabe for indigenizing the economy, the lickspittle Affirmative Action Group Executive Director Davison Gomo, had in high spirit said: “The truth is that most people are now vendors and we are saying

they should not be chased away from the streets. We must change the laws and remove colonial legislation that hinders people from freely conducting their business”.

To top it all and despite abundant evidence to the contrary the paranoid ruling ZANU PF government forcefully insists that the unemployment rate is not above the oft-quoted 80% but less than 10%. In coming up with that hopelessly low figure for unemployment the paranoid ruling ZANU PF government considers men “sitting down and selling tomatoes”, airtime vendors and street car washers among others as employed. If last year’s economic trend is anything to

go by and economic forecasts suggest as much, more people will be turning to vending as companies continue to drown in the turbulent sea of economic challenges buffeting the politically and economically cursed Zimbabwe left, right and centre (Chabwinja 2015).

As elsewhere alluded to in this Paper the rate of unemployment in Zimbabwe as per the true economic definition is upwards of 80% and not at all 10% as given in the ZANU PF philosophy of formal employment. According to ZANU PF who have presided over the catastrophic economic decline in Zimbabwe - hyperinflation quoted at 79.8 billion % in mid November 2008 to deflation quoted at (1.40) on 28 February 2015 means that in a recessionary Zimbabwe anything informal such as the selling of tomatoes)is as formal employment which to the Author is a populist stance for political expediency in a dying country and its economy.


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1200 unemployed Zimbabwean men and women who are street vendors to look after their poor families as “lazy people”. More drama and theatrics coming your way in just a moment.

Stop this Hypocrisy Mphoko! (Madanhire 2015)

Almost immediately after his thoughtless statements, VP Mphoko received a tongue lashing from the National Vendor’s Union of Zimbabwe (NAVUZ), among many others. According to NAVUZ, the VP’s expressions had exposed and reflected the ruling ZANU PF’s insensitiveness to people’s suffering and had shown that the habitually blundering Mphoko was totally out of touch with reality on the ground, considering that millions of Zimbabwe’s working class had

turned to vending due to the high rate of unemployment in Zimbabwe – 90% against a SADC average unemployment rate of +/-25%. It is as obvious as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west that the careless VP’s thoughtless remarks could have insulted the majority surviving

on vending country-wide to cost the ruling ZANU PF party votes come elections in 2018. Instead of launching a tirade against the scourging vendors he should have commended them for their industriousness and entrepreneurship (Madanhire, 2015).

One wonders how the VP’s security details could have felt, as most if not all of they are

hawking to augment their meager salaries. It was then high time to remind the habitually blundering Mphoko that vendors are into it not by choice but that there are no jobs. With 90% unemployment rate forcefully denied by government, it means that only a fraction of the entire population of 13 million as per 2012 National Census is formally employed. And the “billion

dollar question to pose before the careless VP Mphoko is: How does he think the majority are surviving? VP Mphoko’s remarks were very unfortunate and very shallow and ill-informed as

they lack an appreciation of the prevailing adverse economic circumstances in the country. He must not forget that the sorry situation that Zimbabwe finds itself in is a typical product of His Excellence President Mugabe’s misgovernance. It is sincerely hoped therefore that the

habitually blundering VP Mphoko will take time to loosen the ropes and come to the full realization that for as long as the habitually blundering ruling ZANU PF fails to address economic fundamentals in Zimbabwe ever in sorrowful crying and mourning - “ I am suffocating. Please help me” – vendors and street selling will be here to stay (Madanhire, 2015).

It is utterly surprising how the VP can blame the poor individuals struggling to earn an honest living as a result of His Excellence President Mugabe’s destructive and investor

spooking policies. The suffering Zimbabweans demand an unconditional apology for VP Mphoko’s inconsiderate utterances. What does he think he is? Even the Author’s 90 year old


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1201 ruling ZANU PF?) came short of dismissing VP Mphoko as sadza rekurasira mbwa (meaning VP Mphoko is a dog’s breakfast) (Madanhire, 2015).

While VP Mphoko’s booboo could be politically suicidal come election time in 2018, he

showed exactly one of the biggest problems of appointments instead of being elected. VP Mphoko has only His Excellence President Mugabe to please and no one else, and quite unacceptably the one who appointed him only take his own vote as a reflection of his competency. Kurova imbwa takaviga mupinyi (meaning without beating about bush fires) the reality is that the habitually blundering Mphoko was a relatively unknown figure until his latest appointment in both ruling ZANU PF party and government. It appears his only claim to fame was being a diplomat. It appears he never experienced life in Zimbabwe hence his amazing detachment from reality. Had he raised his family as an ordinary Zimbabwean locally, he would have known the extent to which His Excellence President Mugabe had shattered Zimbabwe once touted Africa’s bread basket at independence from Britain in 1980 (Madanhire, 2015).

VP Mphoko would have known why 60 000 employees have lost their jobs and why over 5 000 firms have closed shop in the last five years, and why farming is no longer a lucrative venture. He also would have answers to why His Excellence President Mugabe seeks foreign medical attention while the local health sector is on its knees and why the economy is in a state of comatose with university graduates stranded without jobs or if employed at all it is self job of selling rechargeable cards. Truth is ZANU PF has shattered Zimbabweans’ dreams by continuously failing to stimulate the economy now in its 15th year of economic meltdown because of its destructive and investor spooking policies such as the indigenization policy. For VP Mphoko, however, his only achievement is to mend VP Munangagwa’s political standing by

direct comparison. Zimbabweans are now tired of this hypocrisy. With or without people like the habitually blundering VP Mphako, ZANU PF should work hard to restore the country’s lost

dignity (Madanhire 2015). Imimi Mwari we nyasha dai matibatsirawo! (Meaning God of mercy please help us!).

Economically everything has gone wrong in Zimbabwe – high numbers of retrenches turning into street vendors, unemployment rate upward of 80% deflation spawned by weak aggregate demand, prices falling down, companies closing shop in their thousands the only country in the 14 member SADC region without its own currency, a liquidity crunch spawned by low FDI inflows into the country simply because of investor spooking policies such as the Indigenization and Economic Empowerment policy.

These shenanigans and blind performances by VP Mphoko are synonymous with the maxim – in modern politics a public office bearer is better elected by the people than appointed


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1202 a servant for one person who is His Excellence President Mugabe. Gagare (2015) has more details on VP Mphoko as a Frankenstein monster. It is over to you Gagare (2015).

Mphoko a Frankenstein Monster (Gagare 2015)

A Frankenstein monster is a fictional character that first appeared in Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel

Frankenstein or the modern Prometheus. In popular culture the creature is often referred to as “creature”, “fiend”, “spectre”, “the demon”, “wretch”, “devil”, “thing”, “being”, and “ogre” (Staff

Reporter 2015).

According to Gagare (2015) Vice-President Phelekezela Mphoko was increasingly morphing into a Frankenstein monster for the then increasingly worried His Excellence President Mugabe as he has become something of loose cannon. His loose tongue had created serious discomfort for His Excellence President Mugabe himself and senior ZANU PF and government officials, insiders had said. VP Mphoko’s pronouncements on the emotive Gukurahundi massacre, in which he erroneously absolved His Excellence President Mugabe of any wrong doing while laying the blame squarely on a “conspiracy of the West” has re-ignited the emotive Gukurahundi debate – a subject which His Excellence President Mugabe and most ZANU PF would rather have swept under the carpet. “Gukurahundi after the war had nothing to do with Mugabe – nothing! That is a fact” the habitually blundering Mphoko would say.

The irony of VP Mphoko’s dangerous and malicious remarks was that His Excellence President Mugabe himself had said Gukurahundi was a “moment of madness that should never be repeated”, while the late Vice-President Joseph Musika in 2009 revealed that His Excellence

President Mugabe had personally apologized to him over the genocidal killing of 20 000 civilians in Matabeleland and Midlands provinces in the 1980s. The late VP Msika was skeptical of the apology though. Speaking at a 2009 ceremony to mark the killing of 11 ZIPRA cadres by Rhodesian forces in Jotsholo in Matabeleland North during the armed struggle VP Msika said: “When we asked him (Mugabe) about the disturbances he apologized to me personally but I was not convinced …”

Apart from infuriating many government officials VP Mphoko’s pronouncements had

provoked a wave of criticism from his former ZIPRA and ZAPU colleagues and people from Matabeleland and Midlands provinces who bore the brunt of Gukurahundi (Gagare 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1203 him but like a Frankenstein monster he is slowly becoming a terrifying and destructive character to his handler”.

Many people had questioned whether it was the West that had trained or deployed the North Korean-trained Fifth Brigade which carried out the atrocities at the time His Excellence President Mugabe was Prime Minister. “Apart from piling unnecessary pressure on the President over Gukurahundi issues, he has also angered his ZANU PF colleagues by claiming that the Zimbabwe People’s Army (Zipa) was formed to rescue ZANU from collapse”, a senior

government official had said.

VP Mphoko controversially credited himself and a few other nationalists with spearheading the formation of ZIPA to rescue ZANU PF from collapse. At the time, he said, the entire external leadership of ZANU had been arrested by the Zambian government following the untimely death of ZANU chairperson Herbert Chitepo. He said at the time that Bishop Abel Muzorewa, James Chikerema and Ndabaningi Sithole had requested the Organization of African Unity’s liberation committee not to give freedom fighters in Mozambique any assistance,

including food, medication and training. This resulted in people dying like flies in the camps, VP Mphoko said.

“We had to protect the revolution and prevent revolutionaries from taking over. We then came up with a plan… We had to come up with a limited strategy to rescue ZANU from this

crisis because there was nobody else. The most important thing here is that the formation of ZIPA was mainly to rescue ZANU from collapse. Any other interpretation is not correct (Gagare 2015).

Another senior Government official said that Mphoko’s assertions had angered senior

government officials who were in ZANU at the time. The officials maintain that ZIPA was set up to bring together ZIPRA and ZANLA forces not to save ZANU. Mphoko – who had independent means of survival and does not rely on ZANU PF patronage – also ruffled Mugabe’s feathers by making controversial statements or pronouncements without consultation during his “meet the people tours” in Bulawayo and the Matabeleland provinces. During his tours VP Mphoko had

touched on Gukurahundi and other sensitive topics including the marginalization of the provinces. He drew loud applause from a capacity crowd that had thronged the ruling ZANU PF party’s Davis Hall headquarters in Makokoba in Bulawayo when he told the audience that he

would personally see to it that power and water utilities, ZESA and ZINWA are kicked out of Bulawayo (Gagare 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1204 electricity and water, both critical for industrial production. Government sources said it was such statements that had drawn the ire of His Excellence President Mugabe and other government officials who now say VP Mphoko’s irrational behavior is akin to making major policy pronouncements without consultation. During his “meet the people tour”, VP Mphoko’s spirited

attempts to distance himself from the Gukurahundi atrocities while effectively pointing fingers at others was also not well received. VP Mphoko had told his audience that even though he had been part of the dreaded Central Intelligence Organization (CIO) in the 1980s, he was in the diplomatic branch and not the one that was involved in the emotive Gukurahundi.

“Branch 2 is a diplomatic division of CIO whereas Branch 1 is an internal branch that

was dealing with Gukurahundi. Victor Mlambo and Gordon Butshe, all former colleagues of (Dumiso) Dabengwa in NSO (National Security Organisation, ZAPU’s intelligence wing) were

seconded by Dabengwa to the internal branch of CIO. Manje mina ngingenangapi? (Meaning how do I come into all this?) Asked VP Mphoko

Government officials say his desperate bid to exonerate His Excellence President Mugabe is designed to compensate for his earlier touchy statements on the emotive Gukurahundi issue, but the damage limitation exercise has backfired (Gagare 2015).

But while doing everything he can to appease His Excellence President Mugabe and exonerating him of any wrong doing in the Gukurahundi massacres of the 1980s in the Matabeleland and Midlands regions, VP Mhpoko must be careful not to do so at the expense of damaging diplomatic relations with the cash rich West and insulting the people of Midlands and Matabeleland provinces. Poor Zimbabwe needs development aid from the West which it is only willing to release in the absence of strained relations with Zimbabwe. People in the Midlands and Matabeleland provinces are not all that daft to believe that His Excellence President Mugabe was not involved in the Gukurahundi massacres but the West. The better advice to VP Mphoko is that he should let sleeping dogs lie. Why open wounds on a matter declared dead and buried some few decades ago? In any case what mileage does VP Mphoko hope to get from such an issue declared dead and buried many years ago

VP Mpako’s toxic revisionism ruffled the feathers of many people in the ruling ZANU PF

chief among them his mentor, His Excellence President Mugabe. For more on the captivating story, Muleya 2015) is on standby to take us through.

Mphoko’s Toxic Revisionism (Muleya 2015)


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1205 controversial interview with the lickspittle state media in particular the Sunday Mail of 15 January 2015. The most salient points of VP Mphoko’s interview include the Gukurahundi

massacres in the South-western region in 1980s which were a Western conspiracy in the context of the Cold War and Southern African geo-politics not an ethnic conflict. In fact VP Mphoko claimed that the British created Gukurahundi. There was also the stunning assertion therein that His Excellence President Mugabe had nothing to do with it. Yet there was another new and unheard of contention that Zimbabwe People’s Army (ZIPA) was formed in 1976 “mainly to rescue ZANU from collapse in Mozambique (Muleya 2015).

Vicious attacks on the history and memory of Gukurahundi – from holocaust – like denials, distortion to revisionism – are erupting in our midst as perpetrators and their supporters

scramble out of panic and fear to clumsily obfuscate issues. In his self-centred narrative, VP Mphoko speaks of his heroics and starring role in the liberation struggle. The whole interview read like a memoir; a personal life story through which we must see and interpret the history of the liberation struggle. In some instances it degenerated to authoritarian levels as he claimed his claim is unassailable; everything else to the contrary is fictitious. However put under scrutiny, VP Mphoko’s flawed narrative collapses on its own. First, he seems unaware or forgets

an exhaustive narrative discourse and historical representation of the liberation struggle – its historiography – cannot be simply reduced to a biographical procedure. The modes and hopes

of history are complex, especially given the taxonomy of the sorts of narrative games historians and participants in such events always play. Second, VP Mphoko’s claim that Gukurahundi was

a Western conspiracy was just false. It was an internal conflict with regional and international dimensions. Its genesis lies in the contradiction of the struggle and sustained mutual distrust and hostilities within the liberation movement manifested through Joshua Nkomo’s troubled relationship with His Excellence President Mugabe. The hot Cold War, as Vladimir Shubin puts it, and attendant geo-politics provided a global stage for a local conflict with regional and international ramifications.


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1206 Third there already exists a large amount of writing in the state formation literature on Zimbabwe’s first few years of independence and declassified archival material which further shed light on Gukurahundi’s origins and dynamics. There were various stakeholders in

Gukurahundi and invariably different interests.

As already stated, His Excellence President Mugabe’s interest was to destroy his main

rival, Nkomo and the then main opposition ZAPU. Apartheid South Africa as later shown by operation drama, wanted to destabilize Zimbabwe through its creature Super-ZAPU (different from local ZIPRA army deserters hounded out due to infighting) and clandestine aggression to keep the communist Soviet block and its purported proxies, the ANC/MK at bay. The West wanted to prevent Communism from spreading Southwards to Zimbabwe and South Africa so the Soviet sponsored ANC and ZAPU had to be crushed. Conspiracies and deception were then used to achieve the motley agendas. VP Mphoko toxic revisionism and distortion are simply dishonest (Muleya 2015).

Again this is solid confirmation of the maxim that a man appointed to public office is more dangerous than one elected by the people. In yet another captivating drama, the animals in George Orwell’s Animal Farm had after staging a sterner war against an oppressive farmer,

thought they were all equal. But upon testing the sweetness of power, the victorious pigs who had assumed the leadership office on the Animal Farm tilted the rules in their favour and the agreement that no animal shall sleep in bed was remodeled to say “no animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets”.

VP Mphoko toxic revisionism and distortions are simply diversionary tactics. The real issues here are the unrelenting economic decline and the impending starvation soon to torment the cashless nation. Where to get the money to fight these two economic wars is proving insurmountable to the ZANU PF war machinery. Hence the need to spend more time discussing diversionary issues such as Gukurahundi massacres of some nearly 40 years ago. Discussing Gukurahundi of some 40 years ago does not bring food to the table. What brings food to the table is hard cash which has proven elusive now and for many more years to come. Good political and economic policies will restore Zimbabwe back to a regional food basket than the hopeless basket case of today.


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No Need for Orwellian Antics in Gukurahundi (Muckracker 2015)

On 15 February 2015 VP Phelekezela Mphoko was, in an interview in the Sunday Mail, quoted at length trying to dispel the well known fact that His Excellence President Mugabe’s ZANU PF

regime had massacred approximately 20 000 innocent civilians, including women and children, in the Matabeleland and Midlands regions in the early 1980s saying it was a conspiracy by the West. When he is sleeping in a bed with sheets while his fellow comrades live in the chicken run, what else could he say? Does anyone in his good five senses need to sanitize the ruling ZANU PF of the Gukurahundi atrocities it willingly committed when all is clear that His Excellence President Mugabe dispatched the North Korean-trained Fifth Brigade to spill blood in a war which was justified as war against dissident banditry after the “arms cache discovery” of February 1982? Why then did His Excellence confess that it was “an act of madness” when VP Mphoko – who some now call Mboko which in street lingo means rascal – wants us to believe

the West was responsible for the shameless massacres? (Muckraker, 2015)

Does His Excellence President Mugabe need to apologize for a crime he did not commit? Why then does the ruling ZANU PF party need to establish an Organ on National Healing and Reconciliation of which VP Mphoko is Minister when it was not involved in spilling blood in the aforementioned regions? Was VP Mphoko also part of the gang that was on the ground to ensure the ruling ZANU PF wiped out its fellow countrymen? (Muckraker 2015)

An autobiography by Fortune Senamile Nkomo: Father Zimbabwe, the life and times of an African legend says Nkomo asserted that both ZIPRA and ZANLA had hidden arms on returning to Rhodesia because of fear of attack by Rhodesian forces. After Entumbane clashes they had probably hidden more arms because of mutual distrust. According to Nkomo the war was premised on power struggles between the two revolutionary parties. As if there was sense in what VP Mphoko was saying, the Sunday Mail in an article headlined VP Mphoko opens up on Gukurahundi quoted him as saying: “Now I have always said Gukurahundi in the post-independence was a conspiracy of the West. This I maintain …The Gukurahundi after the war had nothing to do with Mugabe – nothing! That is a fact … Our people should be careful not to be used ….The Rhodesians, the British have always wanted war between the Shonas and Ndebeles because of these things” Someone should quickly wake up VP Mphoko from his deep

slumber, who is may be reaping the fruits of selling out other ZIPRA cadres that he should immediately cease to trivialize an act that can best be described as genocide. Didn’t the former


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1208 him the propagator of falsehoods. From the kind of madness, VP Mphoko is not only dangerous to others but to himself too (Muckraker 2015).

VP Mphoko must be reminded as well that ZANU PF killings did not end with Gukurahundi, MDC supporters were abducted in their thousands and ruthlessly killed in 2000, 2002 and 2008 elections. Their crime? Supporting opposition politics ironically in a multiparty democracy. It is a mammoth task therefore for him to try and present the ruling ZANU PF party as a party of peace, when it is an avid instigator of not only violence but political interference. It is therefore better for him “to sleep in a bed with sheets” instead of opening wounds that must

be healed. After all people in Zimbabwe need no reminder that after the so called damp squib “elective” ZANU PF congress of 2 – 7 December 2014, VP Mphoko was ironically appointed

new Minister of National Healing and Reconciliation (Muckraker 2015).

Any person appointed to a public office is more dangerous than one elected by the people accredited to carry out the election. Let us get the facts right from the onset that VP Mphoko is singing for big supper from his master. His Excellence President Mugabe. He was appointed to his lofty positions on no merit and there is no better way to say thank you than to engage in his praise singing – Gukurahundi after the war had nothing to do with Mugabe. Thank God the people of Zimbabwe do not want another war which can be sparked by such careless utterances by the habitually blundering VP Mphoko.

VP Mphoko’s Gukurahundi outbursts were remarkably outrageous much to the

embarrassment of all honest and peace loving Zimbabweans. He therefore must simply carry, like the Biblical Jesus, his cross. Khoza (2015) has more on the story with his story Mphoko must carry Gukurahundi cross.

Mphoko must carry Gukurahundi Cross (Khoza 2015)

Vice President Phelekezela Mphoko (74) did very well when he openly and in black and white – for the record – said with a straight face that the 1980’s Gukurahundi atrocities were a Western

conspiracy and had nothing to do whatsoever with His Excellence President Mugabe.

Gukurahundi after the war had nothing to do with Mugabe …. Nothing! That is a fact. I have always said the post - Independence Gukurahundi was a conspiracy of the West. This I maintain ….. People can say what they want, but that was a Western conspiracy”


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1209 breathless praises for His Excellence President Mugabe and exonerating him from any wrong doing particularly on the emotive and sensitive Gukurahundi massacres (Khoza 2015).

VP Mphoko is only too aware that he has been accused of being a collaborator having worked for the dreaded men and women in dark glasses – the Central Intelligence Organization (CIO) during the turbulent 1980’s when state security forces including the intelligence services

he worked for went on a rampage beating up, maiming, raping, bayoneting and killing, in ruthless fashion, innocent civilians. The evidence of all this which is overwhelming for all and sundry to see is still there in the form of mass graves, remains of the dead and storytelling by survivors. When His Excellence President Mugabe assumed as the first ever black Zimbabwe Prime Minister on 18 April 1980, he was faced with the unenviable task of uniting a battered country which had been subjected to 90 years of repressive racist colonial rule from the Empirical Britain. There had also been a decade of escalating military activity which had served not only to accelerate the process of liberating the majority, but also to create some divisions within it. In addition, the new Zimbabwe had a powerful and hostile neighbor in the name of Apartheid South Africa, and then touted the largest economy in Africa (Khoza 2015).

It was obvious that integrating a country that had serious divisions within itself would be no easy task. In addition there were sporadic outbreaks of violence emanating from the guerrilla assembly points and other political rivalries countrywide. Such outbreaks had begun before Independence and continued throughout the early 1980’s. This violence including the

Entumbane clashes was committed by both ZANLA and ZIPRA ex-combatants, sometimes against civilians and quite often against each other. The underlying causes of all this was complex. By 1982 the new Zimbabwe had serious security problems in various parts of the country, particularly in the Western region where VP Mphoko lived and witnessed events as they unfolded. Army deserters, who His Excellence President Mugabe and his regime described as dissidents, and state sponsored provocateurs were killing civilians and destroying property. Using this as a pretext His Excellence President Mugabe’s regime responded with a murderous

security clampdown on Matabeleland and parts of the Midlands. What was apparent in retrospect and is now known is that the security forces deliberately and systematically targeted geographically and ethnically defined minority civilians in their campaign, suggesting a clear campaign of genocide (Khoza 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1210 that still need to be discussed by ordinary citizens of Zimbabwe and taken into account by its national leadership, if we are to prevent a recurrence of violence between future generations of Zimbabweans (Khoza 2015).

With double dealing leaders like VP Mphoko and his Gukurahundi collaborators who believe that deliberately distorting and lying about such events could exonerate the perpetrators we, as a nation, are going nowhere! VP Mphoko is fighting to save His Excellence President Mugabe and his own skin. His is a sinister agenda. In the process of currying His Excellence President Mugabe’s favour thoughtlessly and crassly regardless of the consequences, VP

Mphoko wants to clear his name and that of his master. There is no doubt that he is singing for his supper hovering around His Excellence President Mugabe’s table while picking crumbs that fall from his master’s table. He also erroneously hopes that he will cheaply get resources and presidential support to help him rise to power as His Excellence President Mugabe’s successor

without sweating for it like he did when he struck it rich to become vice-president in both the ruling ZANU PF party and government. It is a harebrained strategy by an evidently daft politician who seems to think that being reckless and making irresponsible statements time and again will carve out a permanent political base and niche for him (Khoza 2015).

VP Mphoko conveniently forgets that if vice-presidents were still elected in the ruling ZANU PF party during the 2 – 7 December 2014 congress, no one would have nominated him for leadership, he is not leadership material after all for many reasons, including that he is just dull and not a real world class politician. This is not meant to insult him but that his actions and mouthing offs are unintelligent, delusional and stupid. How does the indiscriminate killing of 20 000 innocent civilians by their government they helped elect into office in broad daylight become a Western conspiracy? How and why? If His Excellence President Mugabe is not responsible can VP Mphoko who then specifically is responsible? If any can he name the Western architects of Gukurahundi and see whether he won’t be sued out of all his borrowed choppies largesse? For his outrageous remarks on Gukurahundi the Author’s equally outrageous pronouncement

for VP Mphoko is that he must simply carry his cumbersome Gukurahundi cross. Amen (Khoza 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1211 To round off this discourse is a compelling look or study of VP Mphoko and the tragedy of his ego-politics. Macaphulana (2015), a Pretoria-based Zimbabwean political scientist and semistician has more on this story.

Mphoko and the Tragedy of Ego-Politics (Macaphulana 2015)

A big prize for extraordinary creativity can be awarded to the co-Vice-President Phelekezela Mphoko for weaving a now spectacular version of Zimbabwe’s military and political history which no one including the extensively researching Author has encountered before (Macaphulana 2015).

In this pulsating narrative of history VP Mphoko is the gallant son of Zimbabwe who delivered weapons from ZIPRA to ZANLA in order to rescue ZANU from collapse in spite of the bloody enmity between the two erstwhile liberation army’s and curiously, the only witnesses to this heroic of VP Mphoko are the now departed Solomon Mujuru and the late Joshua Nkomo and the nameless ZIPRA command. Strangely enough no one living is cited as an eye witness. How convenient! Dead men are known to tell tales. Contrary to the heroic narrative of VP Mphoko that can only be corroborated by the late heroes of Zmbabwe’s liberation struggle there

are many ZAPU and ZIPRA leaders and cadres who are alive who accuse him of having a storied double agent who long sold out to ZANU PF by being a “Report source on ZAPU and ZIPRA plans and activities’ hence he has at long last been rewarded for his long service to

ZANU PF. The neat and tidy unit and smooth co-operation between ZANLA and ZIPRA that VP Mphoko portrays and which he pretends to personify, is contradicted by bloody struggles within the struggle such as the massacre of unarmed ZIPRA cadres by armed ZANLA forces in Morongoro and Mgagao in Tanzania. In fact both sides attacked each other ruthlessly in many areas, including at Entumbane after Independence in April 1980. The purpose of this article is to recognize VP Mphoko’s important message on dialogue on the Gukurahundi genocide and

equally to expose some unfortunate self serving falsehoods that he has uttered to rationalize his current promotion which might as well be a reward for a long history of treachery and double dealing by a pretender and an opportunist whose ladder to the throne might have been built on limbs and bodies of the innocents (Macaphula 2015).

VP Mphoko’s role in the 1960s and 1970s liberation struggle after the ZIPA experiment


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1212 Descartes singing “I think therefore I am”, inaugurating a tendency that the European is the

standard of humanity and all truth, the rest of humanity can only learn and imitate. It is equally ego-political for VP Mphoko to explain Zimbabwean history around his personal story, and to explain his political biography by hammering and chiseling to a shape that justifies him and his political fortunes. Like many other living heroes of the Zimbabwean struggle, knowing that all living heroes of the Zimbabwean struggle, knowing that all living heroes are suspect, VP Mphoko comes across as a dubious character whose mouth must be watched and his words studied carefully (Macaphulana 2015).

Once upon a time in Gumtree near Bulawayo, Macaphulana (2015) was lucky to come out of the late Vice-President Joseph Msika’s farm in peace and in one piece. He dared ask the temperamental politician “How could you, Mdala, call us lizards in a full Imbovane

yamahlabezulu at the Large City Hall? There was temple silence for three minutes before he looked at his wife, then at my friend the politician who had brought me to his presence and then he burst out laughing. A coughing guttural laugh.

“You are playing wena mfana (meaning young man). When we address the crowds we

are not talking to them, but to the president; these boys who walk behind us always are not just protecting us they are also monitoring our words and movements”. After that encounter, Macaphulana’s (2015) friend accused him of possessing strong muti (spell); Msika was

nicknamed Bruno because of his reputation at throwing jabs at careless challenges but Macaphulana (2015) knew that he respected his kindly wife who was in the vicinity, and chose the bleeding truth with his insolence physically (Macaphulana 2015).

From that logic VP Mphoko’s colourful words might not have been for our ears although

we are the audience the words are for the attention of the absent, but ever present Dear Leader. How else can we understand the ridiculous words: Gukurahundi after the war had nothing to do with President Robert Mugabe ….. Nothing! When even children know that His Excellence

President Mugabe was the ruler of the country and the commander-in -chief- of the armed forces at the time of the genocide. Should we suddenly believe that His Excellence President Mugabe, the defiant strongman was once a hapless puppet under whose watch the British and the Americans carried out genocide, using him as the orator who was made to say if you want to kill a snake (Joshua Nkomo) you must crush its head. Are we suddenly to believe that the British made His Excellence President Mugabe say Nkomo was the “Father of the dissidents?


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1213 based in Maputo after practically defecting from ZAPU following the collapse of the ZIPA initiative, what was his role precisely? Was he an honest messenger playing a constructive role to thaw relations between the two in the service of the struggle or self-serving double agent? All careful readers and thinkers on world affairs and life know that the Global North since 1492 when Christopher Columbus landed in the Americas has always had colonial and imperial conspiracies against the Global South. The book Meet me in November by Peter Stiff has Taffy of the Rhodesian Intelligence narrating how they sought to fuel the animosity between ZAPU and ZANU and how they killed freedom fighters through assassinations (Macaphulana 2015).

But VP Mphoko, the Rhodesians, British and the Americans were not in the fight in 1982 when his current counterpart Emmerson Munangagwa and Sydney Sekeramai met Nkomo, on their way to Bulawayo to discover hidden arms caches (they were known to be there as ZANLA and ZIPRA hid weapons around assembly points) on ZAPU farms or at that rally where Perence Shiri, then called Black Jesus, allegedly held a six month old baby by the neck, and then let the infant fall to its death in front of the mother and multitudes to demonstrate what must happen to “children of dissidents”. Gukurahundi had a colonial and imperial conspiracy in it, Macaphulana

(2015) has written on this before, but it was also a plot that was opportune for His Excellence President Mugabe and ZANU PF who had their own machinations against Nkomo and ZAPU. Macaphulana (2015) would be the next Jesus if anyone expects VP Mphoko to confess this truth given his role in the Central Intelligence Organization (CIO), present position and the culture of retribution in his party but he should maintain his silence like many others than seek to mock the graves of his fellow ZAPU cadres and fellow victims of Gukurahundi. While the North Koreans trained the Fifth Brigade, the British who were training the Zimbabwe regular army under BMATT, armed them in certain respects as they provided equipment to His Excellence President Mugabe who was the darling of the West at the time. As Grey Mills had explained, it must be said for clarity’s sake the Fifth Brigade was not trained by British Military Advisory

Training Team (BMATT). With no British training involvement the Fifth Brigade which comprised around 1000 ex-ZANLA guerillas, were exposed to a vastly different military philosophy, traditions and tactics as the rest of the army. The use of North Koreans illustrated what is perhaps a less well known problem faced by BMATT: that of the differences in systems, philosophies and tactics between Western and formerly Sino-Soviet block allies. The latter, BMATT contend rely on shock systems of attack with a mass conventional front where there is little initiative below command level (Macaphulana 2015).


Licensed under Creative Common Page 1214 Excellence President Mugabe and other players also played their part for their own interests as well. The BBC Panorama archive has footage of a giggling Sekeramayi, watching as a British soldier demonstrates the use of a machine gun to a Fifth Brigade soldier. Foreigners and imperialists provided training and guns yes, but His Excellence President Mugabe gave orders and the Fifth Brigade carried out the orders. His new job cannot blind him so much to reality and change facts just like that. Besides his spectacular ego-politics, VP Mphoko is wise to say about Gukurahundi that “where people have died, you have to be careful”, and that there must be

frank debate by citizens on genocide. True also is the observation that VP Mphoko makes that in actuality; there is not one Gukurahundi, he names two, the one before Independence and the one in Matabeleland and the Midlands after. One can identify many Gukurahundis. While the term Chimurenga defines the progressive revolutionary ideology of the struggle as advanced by ZANU, Gukurahundi is a violent strategy of dealing with the party’s enemies within and without,

Zimbabwean historians will remember that the soldiers who dealt with the internal ZANU revolt in the 1970s in Mozambique were also called Gukurahundi. The witty Eddison Zvobgo called this “the gun idea” that came when other persuasive ideas had failed to discipline cadres. Those

involved in the Nhari rebellion after they tried to arrest the leadership for corruption, tribalism and eclecism were executed under the Gukurahundi in 1974. Such sayings as “ZANU ndeyeropa (meaning ZANU is from blood) can also be taken to mean how the party ruthlessly dealt with opponents and rivals (Macaphulana 2015).

For that reason the term Gukurahundi did not originate with the genocide in Matabeleland and Midlands; by early 1980s the name was already a trusted code name that referred to Jihad (Islamic for holy war) against anyone and anything opposed to ZANU and its leaders. Those young and old concerned Zimbabweans, who seek to explore this history, can explore Wilbert Zvakanyorwa Sadomba’s War veterans in Zimbabwe’s Revolution and among many other sources such as Norma Kruger’s Zimbabwe’s Guerilla War. In reality not in name,

such recent victims of ruthless internal ZANU PF politics as Joice Mujuru, Rugare Gumbo and Didymus Mutasa are in actuality the fresh casualties of the party’s tried and tested Gukurahundi


Table 2:  FDI inflows into Zimbabwe compared with Neighboring Zambia and  Mozambique for the Period 1980 to 2013

Table 2.

FDI inflows into Zimbabwe compared with Neighboring Zambia and Mozambique for the Period 1980 to 2013 . View in document p.27