REMOTE CRAZY CAT LADY PLAYER PACK
Mabel, spinster and curator of cats, is in dire need of your help. You see, as of late, she’s become a little scatterbrained. This morning as she began her fur babies
morning feeding she noticed that someone is missing. She did a headcount as she does every morning but became so distraught she doesn’t know who is missing or where to look.
Mabel is completely devoted and emotionally attached to all of her kitties and can’t imagine life without them. Please help Mabel locate her missing fur baby before she loses her mind and truly goes crazy.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
All times are Eastern Standard Time.
All games are private which means one reservation per time slot. If you need to make a change to your reservation please contact us.
2-6 players. If more players join at the time of the game than you’ve originally paid for your card will automatically be charged for the additional players. Please contact us ahead of time in order to avoid confusion.
Once you reserve your game you will receive two emails. One is your booking receipt/confirmation. The other will be from Telescape which will include your game link. You will need to forward this email to your entire team.
Click on the game link from the Telescape email 15 minutes before your game. Once you join you will be given the information needed to join the Zoom meeting.
Absolutely no photos or video during the game please.
WHAT YOU NEED IN ORDER TO PLAY
High speed internet access. Free Zoom software. (click here)
A computer. Phones and tablets are not recommended. If you must use a tablet use it to view Zoom rather than the Telescape screen. Telescape and
tablets are not the best scenario. Ideal set up is to have two monitors or to split your screen.
Download our fun Zoom background. (click here)
- Please note: All sales are final. This is a live event and refunds will not be given. Games can be rescheduled with 24 hour advance notice.
HOW TO SPLIT SCREENS ON A PC
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Open both programs in a separate window.•
Press and hold the Windows key.•
Press the left and right arrow key. If you press the left arrow key the active program window show in the left side. If you press the right arrow key it shows in the right side.ON A MAC
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Open both programs in separate windows.•
Hover your pointer over the full screen button (green button) in the upper left corner of the browser window (or click and hold the button)•
Choose "tile window to the left" or "tile window to the right" from themenu. You can also simply drag the window to which side of the screen you want.
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Click the other window on the other side and it will begin showing both windows side by side.HOW TO DRESS FOR THE OCCASION
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Wear a house dress, aka muumuu•
Hair curlers are a must•
Wear a fuzzy robe•
Sport some bedroom slippers•
Wear lots of cat fur of course•
Cat ears and whiskers are always a good accessory•
The same can be said for mouse ears and whiskersHOW TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE-WORDS OR PHRASES COMMONLY USED BY CRAZY CAT LADY
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Here kitty kitty•
There’s always room for one more.•
After lunch, we can go catch mice•
Cats are my favorite people•
Time spent with cats is never wasted•
Keep calm and hug a cat•
I’m not a crazy cat lady, I’m a cat enthusiastCOCKTAILS AND MOCKTAILS
Lint Roller Cocktail 2 oz. rum
4 oz. pineapple juice a squeeze of lime 1 tbsp. of sugar coconut shavings
Stir rum, pineapple juice and sugar together in glass. Squeeze in lime. Add coconut shavings.
Crazy Cat Cocktail 3 oz. spiced rum 3 oz. coconut rum
a splash of lemon-lime soda 2 splashes of cranberry juice
Shake all ingredients with ice. Strain into glass and garnish with a cherry. Alley Cat Cocktail
Ice cubes 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. passion fruit liqueur 1/3 oz. violet liqueur
1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
Fill a shaker with ice cubes. Add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass.
Atomic Cat Mocktail 4 oz. orange juice 4 oz. tonic water
Combine orange juice and tonic water in a shaker and mix well. Strain over a chilled highball glass.
TREATS
Meow Mix
1 ranch mix packet 1/4 cup vegetable oil 3 cups Goldfish snacks 3 cups pretzel sticks 5 cups Corn Chex 1 tbsp. dried dill weed
Mix oil, ranch mix, and dill in a small bowl and set aside. Combine Goldfish, pretzels and Corn Chex in a large bowl.
Last, drizzle you mix of oil, ranch and dill over other ingredients stirring in between drizzles.
Kitty Litter Cake
16.25 oz. chocolate cake mix 16.25 oz. yellow cake mix
5.1 oz. vanilla instant pudding mix 25 oz. vanilla sandwich cookies Green food coloring
15 small Tootsie Rolls 1 new kitty litter pan 1 new pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions. Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready.
Crumble vanilla cookies in small batches in food processor. Set aside all but 1/4 cup. Add a few drops of green food coloring to the 1/4 cup and mix using fingers until evenly green.
Once cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into the litter pan.
Toss with half the remains cookie crumbs and filled pudding. Mix with just enough pudding to moisten.
You don’t want it soggy. Combine gently.
Put 3 unwrapped Tootsie rolls in microwave and heat until soft and pliable. Shape so they look like cats turds. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie Rolls and bury in mixture.
Sprinkle the other half of vanilla cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs over the top.
Heat 3 Tootsie rolls until almost melted and then spread onto cake.
Shape remaining Tootsie rolls into turds. Hang a few over side of litter pan for effect and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
