Ajay’ s Plan s Plan
by Om Prakash KshaTriya
“What?” Ajay asked rather surprised.
“A bank was looted by 4 miscreants.”
“Then?”
“Somebody had informed the police and they have gone out in search of them.”
“Ok.”
“Oh yes, I can see the car coming towards you,”
Vijay said. “The robbers are continuously firing at the policemen. The policemen too are retaliating,”
and Vijay hung up the phone.
Initially, Ajay was nervous. But then he calmed down thinking that even the robber who has looted, must be nervous. He ran to the labourer on the road pouring black oil.
Telling him everything in brief, he got him to fill the oil in a bucket.
Then he made him spill some oil on the road.
Ajay stood behind the machine with another bucket with black oil so that the robbers could not see him.
Ajay had a dangerous plan in mind. But this was
the only way out to encounter the gun-trotting robbers. After a lot of hesitation, the labourer with the black oil machine agreed to Ajay's plan.
After some time a vehicle with loud siren was heard. The police van was following a white car.
The robbers sitting in it were firing at the police van.
The policemen too were returning back the fire.
The white car came with great speed near the oil machine.
A
jay was ready. As the white car crossed the oil machine, Ajay with all his strength, threw the bucket of black oil on the front glass at the driver’s side.The driver was not ready for it. His view through the glass became blurred. Unable to see anything in front, he got nervous and could not control the vehicle.
The car climbed the carriage of the machine that carried small stones for road making.
With a banging noise the car came to a halt. Its front portion was smashed. Two of the 4 robbers got hurt badly on their head. One of them was hurt by his own machine-gun. The other one broke his leg.
The policemen were alert. Ajay too. He was quick to pick up the machine-gun as it fell out of the car so that it may not get back in the hands of the robbers.
As the robbers were all hurt baldy, they could not fire. They could not realise what happened to them.
The car and the robbers were in trouble every ways for which they were not prepared. The glass was smeared with black oil. The car banged with
the other. All the robbers were hurt with the guns falling from their hands and their vehicles getting stuck. All happened together rendering them helpless.
They were arrested and lakhs of rupees confiscated from them.
W
hen the policemen came to know about Ajay's plan and the bravery of the oil carrying labourer, they were full of praise for them.Congratulating Ajay and the labourer, the Police Inspector said, “If every man becomes as brave as both of you, crime will finish in our country.”
Both of them were rewarded for their bravery on the Republic Day. They felt proud receiving the
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HA! HA! HA!
Teacher: Is there anyone who is not afraid of the
‘lion’?
Dhananjay: Yes teacher, the ‘lioness’.
—Dhananjay, Mumbai.
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Father: Raju, do you know how much I spend on your studies?
Raju: Yes, father.
Father: Still you do not study.
Raju: That is because I do not want to increase your
expenses. —Sarika, Ambala.
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Neelu: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand?
Neelu: Neither do I write with my right hand nor my left hand. I write with a pen. —Aslam, Hyderabad.
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Judge: Have you ever appeared as a witness before?
Witness: Yes, Your Honour.
Judge: What was the suit?
Witness: Not in a suit, Your Honour. In the last occasion also I came in a dhoti. —Shreesha, Mangalore.
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Amit: I have changed my mind.
Pintu: Does it work better than the old one?
—Preeti K Praveenji. Trichy.
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Wife (to her husband): Do you remember when we received a letter from our son last?
Husband: No, I did not remember. But wait. I will go and look in the cheque book.
—Shradha Vijay, New Delhi.
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Mother: Son, I have 3 oranges. I buy 2 more.
What will be the total number of oranges with me?
Son: Sorry Mom, I don’t know. My teacher taught of apples only.
—Amod N. Narvekar, Mumbai.
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Student: Sir, What is always coming but never arrives?
Teacher: There is no such thing.
Student: There is.
Teacher: What is that?
Student: Tomorrow.
—Sunil, Delhi.
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Navendra: Mr Raj Nath, I hear your son is still a medical student. How come he has not yet finished the course?
Raj Nath: Yes, Mr Narendra. He is taking his
time. He knows that patients have more confi-dence in older doctors.
—B. Surya, Secunderabad.
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A man talks to a waiter in a
hotel---Man: I have to catch a flight. Please wake me at 4 in the morning.
Waiter: But sir, I don’t know how to see the watch.
So please tell me when it is 4 then I will wake you.
—S. Vijay, Delhi.
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A wife calls her husband at
work---Wife: The car has water in its carburetter.
Husband: Where is the car?
Wife: The car is in the river.
—Shardha Vijay, Chennai.
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J
UMPY MONKEY was returning home from school when a car rolled close to him coming to a grinding halt.“Can you tell me what address is this?” showing a piece of paper Jhagru Wolf, sitting at the driver’s seat, asked.
“Take a right turn after going straight from here.
Then…..” Jumpy had not completed his sentence
by Anil Satija