carefree. So I went to Jiju and introduced myself but before I could began he hold my hands and
said "Yes I knew You, Reenu you and my younger but most favourite and prettiest salli(wifes sister). See as you came this side light has dimmed,
do you know the reason. The light felt its poor before such a moon like face" He went on quiting Omar Khayams love verses which were all about a
sweet face obviously he was more intersted in me than Cheenu.Even though I did not admit it, Ravi's verses and words were almost melting me. As soon
jaimal was over he came to andwalked me to a corner and started chatting.
Most of the time unashamedly he was looking at my boobs and to encourage him I took away my Chunri and was
playing with it. He said , salli ji
lekin Ihave a complain from you, I giggled I know but how can I make amends for it. It was in the stars but you can still cash your check when ever
you want akhir salli to hun apki. He really felt happy and said sacchi I said han but using his lingo I said but there is punishment for premature
withdrawal. He laughed loudly. Meanwhile his friends came and joined us.
I said "Please introduce me with your friends". Ravi said " Sure, let me introduce my youngest but cutest sally to all of you". Before he could say
anything further they all said "yes we know that she is your only salli" but one said gigglingly "Your sally is too sexy yaar. Jiju frowned but I
said "Don't mind him he was just boosting me". And everybody joined in merry making. He told me name of everybody and introduced with her cousins
and all female relatives and I remembered names of all of them to be used later. I went away for some chores
nd when I came back he was taking
dinner but none of his friends or relatives were
around.I asked ,what type of food you like and he said non veg and I said galli and he laughingly
said non veg. I snatched plate from his hand and
exclaimed ,Jiju abbhi bhi , you are using your hands now you should leave all those indecent habits,
you should take spoon and fork". He laughed and said ,"But beautiful sally like you around I cannot forget my old habits, however naught they may be".
I showed mock anger and said, `hey Jiju you don't make any difference between me and Cheenu. I will feed you, and from tomorrow onwards Cheenu
will feed you like this. I started feeding him using my own hands. When the lost morsel was left I took it to his mouth but splashed it on his handsome cheek. He was angry for an instant but such preys are usuall during a marriage,the younger sister of bride has the privilage to tease the groom. Sometimes his dress will be stolen, sometimes his boots/shoe will be misplaced. Such
harmless tricks are common. For getting back the things the groom has to pay money to sally and her friends.
Ravi took me to icecream stall and this time he fed me.
To be careful I insisted that he use spoon so that he can not pay me back with same coin.
But he had some other trick. When it ws almost finished he took a big scoop and intending that he is taking to his mouth suddenly bend and poured
it in my deep cleavage. There was no body in that corner. He said "Now we ae even, sally may I clean it for you, I will use my lips only" but I
turned to ensure that it comes out of my choli and even lossened the string and suddenely he almost saw my
boobs. I became angry and said main apse
gussa hun but he took me to paan stal aur apne hath se paan khilya and I also gave pan to her with my hands, saying ok pata pati ho gayi. After
some time groom came to mandap for marriage. I had changed to a tight shalwar kurta. He had seen my cleavage and I wanted to flaunt heights of
my twin peaks. Yes I was wearing dupata but it was clinging to neck. I took a position close to my Jiju and started singing. Cheenu's bhabhi was
playing the dholak. I started with appetizer some welcome betags.
Swagat main gali sunaon meri skahiyan swagat main gali sunao, Banne ke mathe pe tika nahin hai, tikuli aur bindi lagao, sunaon meri skahiyan
swagat main gali sunao, Banne ke hath main ghadiyan nahin , kangan aur choodi pahanon, Pahnoan meri sakhi yan swagat main gali sunao , Banne ke
pair main mauje nahin hai, Payal aur bichuen pahano sunaon meri skahiyan swagat main gali sunao, Banne ke tan pe shairt nahin usko to arre usko to
sari pahano, sunaon meri skahiyan swagat main gali sunao banne ke sine pe baniyan nahin hai, usko to aare usko to choli (maa added body) pahnao,
pahnoa meri sakhiyan swagat main galii sunao, Banne ke pass men pant nahin hai isko to syaa pahnoa , Arre isko to saya pahnao, sunaon meri skahiyan
swagat main gali sunao Banne ke sang main randi nahin hai aree iski to aare iski to behana nachao.
[ Welcome to the night of swet abuses and make our bride shed her inhibitions
Arrange the bride with good clothes put bindi on her forehead
Bath her in perfumed oil make her body shining and fragrant ]
Meanwhile pita of Jiju and other male raltives had come. Hspita had big moustache. My maa said "Lets sing some betag for our pita in law" and when I offered her to start all of the " No no Reenu you continue" Jiju asked me "Why sally are you now out of stock?" I got mock angry and began to sing some more rowdy betags.I wanted to sing to both to Jiju and his pita so I
started and maa mausi and bhabhi were repeating my lines as if an answer to question:
Muncho vale samdhi ka pyara banna, hariyala bana
sahzada banna, Banne ke sar pe shera sohe shera sohe are log kahen( and I will look towards other
ladies who will repeat the question area log kahen asking for response from me) Aare log kahen Maliya ka jana, Muncho vale samdhi ka pyara banna,
hariyala bana sahzada banna, Banne ke kanon men kunadal sohe kundalsohe arre log kahen, are log ahen sunara ka jana , Muncho vale samdhi ka pyara
banna, hariyala bana sahzada banna Banne ke tan pe suit sohe aare log kahe bajjava jana, Muncho vale samdhi ka pyara banna, hariyala bana sahzada
banna Banen ke paon main juta sohe juta sohe arre log khaen mochi ka jana, (Then his pita interjected arre barat main mama bhi aye hain and maa
nooded to me and I added) banne ke sang main Mama ji aaye mam ji arre log kahen Mama ka jana (and there ws laughter all around. Where arvi used to
live it ws known as dhobi vali gali so ..) Dhobi ki gali se hoke aya hai banna aare Dhobi ki gallis e hoke aya hai bana are log kahe arre log kahen
(Bhabhi wanted to say Dhobi ka but I stoped her and everybody and sing ane evry loudly) Arre log kahen Gadhe ka jana, Muncho vale samdhi ka pyara
banna, hariyala bana sahzada banna
Mami said aare Dulhe ki Bua jo jyon baksh duya vo bhi to pakii chinar hain and I started anotherd galli welcoming Barratis, Jiju was surprised at
my stock and gave me thumbs up sign and I started
welcoming his pita , uncles and mama,' Moti jhalke lali besariyan main moti jhalke, Banne ke
papa angan me aye , Jija ke chacha angan main aye, Aane ko aadar , Baithan oi kursi, Pine ko pani , khane kko kahana aur sang betae ko( everybody
joined in the chorus asking and I answered with full voice) Arre sang betae KO unke papa ke unke chacha ke sang maja lane ko, Dulhe ki Bua raji re,
maja lane ko (and his Mama laughed tesing Jiju's pita) Moti jhalke lali besariyan main moti jhalke, Banne ke maama, aare hamre Jiju ke mama agne
men aye Aane ko aadar , Baithan oi kursi, Pine ko pani , khane kko kahana aur sang betae ko, Aare Sang betae ko dulhe ki amma raji re
(Meanwhile jiju's two cousin sisters, Gita and Guddo walked in and my Bhabhi interjected arre jara apne gar valon ka bh to phayada karvon and I changed course) Bhiaya Hamare angno maen aye Banne ka sala angan main aye Aane ko aadar , Baithan ko kursi, Pine ko pani , khane kko kahana aur sang
betae ko Sang betae ko maja lane ko Tang uthane ko (and somebody added khub chudvane ko) Gita aur guddo rani raji re arre hamre bhaiya ke sang, guddo
aur gita chinariya raji re Baratis were taking it in right spirit. Giddo and Gita raised their hands to be identified but they complained, Rinu bhabhi, play back singin nahin chalega and add some more spice. Jiju also joinedthem and said hey aisi galli to bhajan asi lag rahi hai. Dulari a maid who was more a relative and used to treat Cheenu and me as nanad
wanted to join with he choicest of gallis but Jiju said pahle salli har man lain ki inhe nahin aati. But my maa was not to concede and she said thhek
hai Chal Rinu jara aaj kas ke suna de. My bhabhi and mami also goaded me to come with the bawdiest of
betags, but badi mausi said sirf apni andon ko
hi anhin hamari smdhan ko bhi. And I began with new zest with a traditional galli:
Chal mare ghode chane ke khet main chane ke khet main, chane chane ke khet main, boya tha ganaa, banne ki amma ko bua ko, aare banne ke mami ko
legaya babha na , chane ke khet main Dabave dona jobana arre dabave dono jobana chane ke khet main, chane ke khet main, chane ke khet main padi thi
ghunchi, Arre banne ki Jija ki bahna ko Roma rani ko le gaya maochi, Arre roma ki dabave dono choonchi chane ke khet main, chane ke khet main, padi
thi rai, chane ke khet main , are banne ki bahna ko
gita salli ko le gaya nai rat bhar kare chudai chane ke khet main,, chane ke khet main, pada tha
roda, chane ke khet main, aare Banne ki bahna ko Guddo chinariya ko le gaya ghoda chane ke khet main, arre guddo rani ghont rahin launda chane ke khet
main, and I asked Jiju kyon maja aaya apni bahno ka
haal sunakar, he was such a shameless he taunted me but I'm sure with a lot of effort you must
have learned one and now your stock is over and you
will come back with your bahjans. Dulari coaxed me arre Rinu inhe vo ganga ji vala bhajan suna
do and this time I focused only on his sisters and my nanads. Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji , arre Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji,
Hamre Jiju ke bahana ki buriya, arre gita rani ki buriya, talon aisi pokhar aishi, Jisamen 900 gunden nahyan karen , bur choda Karen maja loota Karen,
Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji, Hamre Jiju ke bahana ki buriya, arre guddo chinariya ki buriya, deg aisi patile aisi, Jismae 9 maund chawl paka
kare, barati salle khay Karen maja loota Karen, , arre Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji, Maa looked at me appreciatively and she with mausi
Dulari and my bhabhis everybody joined me and flow of gallis continued.
Aariya arriya bari salle bathe bich main dulhe raja ji, Arre dulhe ki behana aare gita salli phool tode chalin gir padin bichalyi ji, Arre unke
arre gita chinron ke bhonsade main ghus gayi ladkiya, Dauda dauda ravi bhaiya are apne munhava se khincha lakadiya ji Arre dulhe ki behana aare
Guddo chinariya phool tode chalin gir padin bichalyi ji, Arre unke arre Guddochinron ke bhonsade main ghus gayi ladkiya ji, Ek kadam chalen do
kadam cahlen are tisare amin gadiyon men ghus gayi lakdiya ji Dauda dauda ravi bhaiya are apne munhave se khincha lakadiya ji
Jiju looked at me with a new found respect and saluted me. I crossed my ands just below my twin peaks and pushed them up acknowledging it.
Meanwhile a cousin sis of mine came telling about some
`crisis' and I passed the baton to Dulari and bhabhi who continued in the same vain.
Crisis was that girls were not able tolocate jiju's
shoes which were to be stolen. And when I looked around I found Gita is sitting in a strange pose. Although she
was squatting on the ground but her legs were not touching the ground. I told my cousin to go and offer her a chair and I looked at her discreetly. She not only refused the chair but was
suspicious. And when she switched positions I could see that she has very cunningly kept shoes almost inside the skirt. And I devised a plan with my
cousins. One girl was given a glass of water and I made it freezing cold.
Two other girls were to take place just behind her and a cousin brother of mine was also send on the mission.
When water wasoffered to her she
refused but my sis insisted and in confusion tilted the glass and water went not only over her but inside her top and wetting her boobs. It was so
cold she got up in reaction. My cousin brother was
ready with towel and started drying her over her boobs.
She tried to prevent and meanwhile two
girls who were behind her eloped with Jiju's shoes. And we started teasing her. I quipped hey Gita what you
were doing with shoes in your skirt.
Bhabhi said " Are why are you keeping shoes in your
fuddi, we could have given you good cucumber?" and even my maa joined and said arre "So many
boys are around and you are playin with a shoe chi chi"
and poor she her protests were lost in our laughter.
And after marriage rituals it was time for another ritual called kohabar (some betags are sung in the bridals chamber) and all the sallis and salhaj
stooped Jiju's entry. First we asked money for his shoes. Bhabhi said "This time Jiju jas to pay a big price for getting his shoe back as it was
hidden under our cute Gitas skirt, and Gita's fuddi is a virgin fuddi so charge him more" Jiju sang a betag and paid 1000 Rs. He said to me main
dhakka laga kar andar ghus jaunga and I replied in the same way,' to kya Gita ki tarah samajh rakha hai bina dhakke ke andar to jayega bhi nahin.
His Bhabhis and sisters pushed hima dn when he entered I did not leave the door. He saw the chance and he not
only jostled me but grabbed my joban. I
did not flinch and pushed my boobs in his hand and at the same time my hand grabbed him down there and
squeezed him over the pant sending my signals
very clearly. As soon as he entered door was closed and now turn was for my maa mausi and mami He was too
clever as before sitting he checked the
place and before bowing he checked if there are sleepers and sandals.
However with love I made him eat paan which was eaten by Cheenu and drink water which was also done jutha by Cheenu. He was asked to cool a flame
and my maa and mausi sang: kar chinare ke dudha bati, niche tumahri amma upar hamre banni ke papa, chudvane tumahri amma choden banni ke papa , how
could bhabhi be left behind she joined kar chinare ke dudha bati, niche tumhari behana upar hamare sayan, chodaven tumahri bahna choden hamre
saiyan... I asked Jiju a paheli, Chati se chati Mile Mile ched se ched ragda ragdi hoiya to niklae safed safed.
He lauhed and said, very easy what I and Cheenu will do tomoorow night.All of us laughed. I taunted him, Jiju it only means that like your sis Gita you keep on thinking about only one thing and can not answer
something simple, it is nothing but chakki. It has two holes and once wheat is grounded white floor comes out.
Jiju was not to concede so easily. He said now you
answer questions in our paper, Samdhin kya dalvati hain aur kya kholti hain when baratis come. Rashmi Bahbhi answered, very simple, she opend her yes to view Barat and dalvane ke liye mala main phool dalvati hanin. Jija agin asked me ok salli ji now Chanid sa Bdan tera phir itni jgah kyon kalli hai. If answer was that what I ws thinking it was
hard for me to give so I showed mocka anger and said, Jkae apni bahno se poochiye na unki bhi to vo jagah, Jiju laughed and said I know what place
you are thinking but have you shown that place to me so
how I can ask arre badan means face so on your lovely