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Cunning Conservatives
Cunning Conservatives
Some of us have long memories and remember when the rights to
Some of us have long memories and remember when the rights to
party and play were questionable, if
party and play were questionable, if
not illegal. The Toronto bath-
not illegal. The Toronto
bath-house raids were a glowing example of intolerance. And the
house raids were a glowing example of intolerance. And the
so-called rights we have
so-called rights we have
now can be
now can be
reversed. To
reversed. To
day, political gay
day, political gay
clout speaks loudly, so hopefully the
clout speaks loudly, so hopefully the
T
T
oronto gay community
oronto gay community
will
will
use theirs to show
use theirs to show
a condescending, rightwing Conservative Party
a condescending, rightwing Conservative Party
we recognize them when we see them.
we recognize them when we see them.
The Conservatives were joined by the anti-gay R
The Conservatives were joined by the anti-gay R
eform Party, wh
eform Party, wh
ich
ich
tried to repeal equal rights, including gay marriage. Do you really
tried to repeal equal rights, including gay marriage. Do you really
believe this stance doesn’t still exi
believe this stance doesn’t still exi
st among Harper’s cronies? Julian
st among Harper’s cronies? Julian
Fantino, no surprise, is one
Fantino, no surprise, is one
of those responsible for
of those responsible for
London’
London’
s infamous
s infamous
gay witch hunt, Project Guar
gay witch hunt, Project Guar
dian, in the ’90s. This hunt was purport-
dian, in the ’90s. This hunt was
purport-edly to expose a child-porn ring, b
edly to expose a child-porn ring, b
ut it uncovered only hustlers and
ut it uncovered only hustlers and
their adult clients. Dozens of men were unjustly charged, leading to
their adult clients. Dozens of men were unjustly charged, leading to
ruined lives and suicides. Wonder why Fantino’s a Conservative?
ruined lives and suicides. Wonder why Fantino’s a Conservative?
This party has long been
This party has long been
accused of hidden agendas. This is a
accused of hidden agendas. This is a
PM who refuses to cooperate with other parties, used the G20 as
PM who refuses to cooperate with other parties, used the G20 as
a prop for his ego, uses the Mounties to oust you from his rallies
a prop for his ego, uses the Mounties to oust you from his rallies
if you are not Conservative and repeatedly hides his business
if you are not Conservative and repeatedly hides his business
behind closed doors.
behind closed doors.
T
T
oronto is a
oronto is a
major political riding in
major political riding in
this race, so let’s make the
this race, so let’s make the
gay vote more than count. We don’t want a Conservative majority
gay vote more than count. We don’t want a Conservative majority
in power in what is supposed to be a liberal and free-thinking
in power in what is supposed to be a liberal and free-thinking
Canada. Hard-won rights need to be prote
Canada. Hard-won rights need to be prote
cted. Party, play and vote.
cted. Party, play and vote.
Remember, not all dictators are in
Remember, not all dictators are in
foreign countries.
foreign countries.
— Gary Malott
— Gary Malott
Hirsute hot,
Hirsute hot,
Gilletted not
Gilletted not
Re: the Montreal photo in
Re: the Montreal photo in
“Last-Minute Gaycations,”
“Last-Minute Gaycations,”
fab
fab
#421, March 30.
#421, March 30.
How gross. How could
How gross. How could
anyone find the complete
anyone find the complete
shaving of the chest
shaving of the chest
attrac-tive? Their big nipples and
tive? Their big nipples and
the showing of their trendy
the showing of their trendy
underwear — Marky Mark
underwear — Marky Mark
did that in the ’80s — only
did that in the ’80s — only
he had a body to look at.
he had a body to look at.
— Daniel Daring
— Daniel Daring
Don’t hold it against her
Don’t hold it against her
Re: “Britney’s Femme Fatale #FAIL?” on fabmagazine.com.
Re: “Britney’s Femme Fatale #FAIL?” on fabmagazine.com.
If you are not
If you are not
a fan of B
a fan of B
ritney
ritney
, you are on no
, you are on no
solid ground to be
solid ground to be
judging her music. Britney is not who she used to be, but she is
judging her music. Britney is not who she used to be, but she is
trying. We credit her effort and her music. We enjoy some of it; if
trying. We credit her effort and her music. We enjoy some of it; if
you don’t, you don’t. No need to
you don’t, you don’t. No need to
be sour toward her work. Nobody
be sour toward her work. Nobody
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can please
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everybody
.
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— Thien
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he world moves so quickly. It’s already spring and time or
an issue o
an issue o
fab
fab
that celebrates sports and the arrival o the
that celebrates sports and the arrival o the
shirtless season. It eels like just yesterday that we were
shirtless season. It eels like just yesterday that we were
trapped in the shrieking bowels o
trapped in the shrieking bowels o
a never-ending winter
a never-ending winter
. It seems
. It seems
like only moments ago that Charlie Sheen was a reasonably
like only moments ago that Charlie Sheen was a reasonably
respected actor — and somewhat hot. It can’t be that long ago that
respected actor — and somewhat hot. It can’t be that long ago that
Britney released another mediocre album in a desperate bid or a
Britney released another mediocre album in a desperate bid or a
comeback. And didn’t we just have a ederal election?
comeback. And didn’t we just have a ederal election?
Watching Charlie Sheen’s world implode is tragic but riveting.
Watching Charlie Sheen’s world implode is tragic but riveting.
As captivating as watching traditional gay
As captivating as watching traditional gay
sporting events like gure
sporting events like gure
skating or Dieux du Stade? Possibly: ater all, one o the activities
skating or Dieux du Stade? Possibly: ater all, one o the activities
that we gay men excel at is celebrity blood sports, where gossip and
that we gay men excel at is celebrity blood sports, where gossip and
innuendo is wielded with the dexterity o a Roman gladiator.
innuendo is wielded with the dexterity o a Roman gladiator.
Peggy Orenstein, author o
Peggy Orenstein, author o
Cinderella Ate My Daughter
Cinderella Ate My Daughter
, nds
, nds
Britney Spears’ infuence on preteen sexuality troubling.
Britney Spears’ infuence on preteen sexuality troubling.
Orenstein’s thesis is that Spears’ original schoolgirl persona
Orenstein’s thesis is that Spears’ original schoolgirl persona
sexualized innocence while etishizing it, a dichotomy that
sexualized innocence while etishizing it, a dichotomy that
earned her many gay ans. Now that Spears has become a woman
earned her many gay ans. Now that Spears has become a woman
(externally
(externally
, at least), while
, at least), while
clinging to her childlike
clinging to her childlike
(or is she just
(or is she just
stoned?) mannerisms, she portrays “sexiness as something to do
stoned?) mannerisms, she portrays “sexiness as something to do
or the pleasure and entertainment o others rather than as
or the pleasure and entertainment o others rather than as
something empowering.” That is indeed a
something empowering.” That is indeed a
disheartening message
disheartening message
or preteen girls — and or Spears’ twink ans.
or preteen girls — and or Spears’ twink ans.
A lip-synching Auto-Tuned automaton is a tragic role model or
A lip-synching Auto-Tuned automaton is a tragic role model or
gay men, but what great sport can be ound in building someone up
gay men, but what great sport can be ound in building someone up
and then knocking them down when they ail us. In contrast,
and then knocking them down when they ail us. In contrast,
remember how empowering it was when Madonna urged us to
remember how empowering it was when Madonna urged us to
“Express Yoursel” (instead o expressing the antasies o whoever is
“Express Yoursel” (instead o expressing the antasies o whoever is
pulling Spears’ puppet strings)
pulling Spears’ puppet strings)
. Gaga’s been slagged or her rewrite o
. Gaga’s been slagged or her rewrite o
“Express Yoursel,” but at least there’s an injection o real human
“Express Yoursel,” but at least there’s an injection o real human
personality and the empowerment message seems genuine.
personality and the empowerment message seems genuine.
I-want-a-majority Harper, who can also come across as
I-want-a-majority Harper, who can also come across as
something o an automaton, was treated to a rendition o “Born
something o an automaton, was treated to a rendition o “Born
This Way” by internet prodigy Maria Aragon. What was surely
This Way” by internet prodigy Maria Aragon. What was surely
intended as a pu piece photo op becomes a curiosity piece as
intended as a pu piece photo op becomes a curiosity piece as
Harper struggles to nod his head in a
Harper struggles to nod his head in a
semblance o rhythm, trying
semblance o rhythm, trying
not to finch at “Don’t be a drag, be a queen.” (By this point
not to finch at “Don’t be a drag, be a queen.” (By this point
Laureen Harper has been moved careully out o camera range —
Laureen Harper has been moved careully out o camera range —
no doubt because she understands the lyrics and is happily
no doubt because she understands the lyrics and is happily
daydreaming o dancing to a Gaga remix while out aghagging
daydreaming o dancing to a Gaga remix while out aghagging
with JB and the boys.)
with JB and the boys.)
Harper’s continued attempts to cast himsel as a blandly
Harper’s continued attempts to cast himsel as a blandly
benevolent gure is as utile a strategy as Spears’ desexualized
benevolent gure is as utile a strategy as Spears’ desexualized
sexuality. But elections are sporting events where no quarter is given
sexuality. But elections are sporting events where no quarter is given
until the opponents are bloodied and beaten, and Harper is playing
until the opponents are bloodied and beaten, and Harper is playing
to win. Can we not slide our rapier gay wit between the chinks in his
to win. Can we not slide our rapier gay wit between the chinks in his
armoured persona and expose the emptiness within? Seeing Spears
armoured persona and expose the emptiness within? Seeing Spears
tumble is an empty-calorie thrill, but getting Harper to shave his
tumble is an empty-calorie thrill, but getting Harper to shave his
head or fash his va-jay-jay would be a game-winning score.
head or fash his va-jay-jay would be a game-winning score.
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Smith is notorious for crazy
Smith is notorious for crazy
stunts during readings,
stunts during readings,
and the Gladstone loves
and the Gladstone loves
crazy
crazy
Neither reading has
Neither reading has
the faintest chance of
the faintest chance of
being dull
being dull
The birds and the spell
The birds and the spell
ing bee
ing bee
s
s
Everyone wins at Strip Spelling Bee. When a contestant cocks up, there’s no booing, hissing
Everyone wins at Strip Spelling Bee. When a contestant cocks up, there’s no booing, hissing
or “better luck next time” because lexical difficulty results in aggrandized entertainment.
or “better luck next time” because lexical difficulty results in aggrandized entertainment.
“I try to pick words that are hard for even me. Hard as my cock, which is pretty hard,” says
“I try to pick words that are hard for even me. Hard as my cock, which is pretty hard,” says
organizer Sherwin Tjia. “The beauty of this event is that it’s pretty sexy when someone gets
organizer Sherwin Tjia. “The beauty of this event is that it’s pretty sexy when someone gets
it right but sexier when they get it wrong. In both cases, people cheer like crazy.” Tjia has a
it right but sexier when they get it wrong. In both cases, people cheer like crazy.” Tjia has a
reputation for fun and out-of-the-ordinary parties. His Queer Slowdance Night attracts plenty
reputation for fun and out-of-the-ordinary parties. His Queer Slowdance Night attracts plenty
of followers and Strip Spelling Bee has lots of fans wanting to partake in the cheering or get
of followers and Strip Spelling Bee has lots of fans wanting to partake in the cheering or get
onstage and impress (with either their orthographical talents or their personal assets). “Some
onstage and impress (with either their orthographical talents or their personal assets). “Some
of our contestants are definitely exhibitionists,” says Tjia. “I think what happens, though, is
of our contestants are definitely exhibitionists,” says Tjia. “I think what happens, though, is
that if they get the word wrong, they realize they’re probably not going to win best speller of
that if they get the word wrong, they realize they’re probably not going to win best speller of
the night, so they shift gears and try to win best stripper.” –
the night, so they shift gears and try to win best stripper.” –
Eduardo Sabate
Eduardo Sabate
Strip Spelling Bee
Strip Spelling Bee
takes place Fri, April 22 at Buddies, 12 Alexander St.
takes place Fri, April 22 at Buddies, 12 Alexander St.
stripspellingbee.blogspot.com
stripspellingbee.blogspot.com
Both books are can’t-put-it-down reads and both authors are compelling presences exercising their imaginations in the
Both books are can’t-put-it-down reads and both authors are compelling presences exercising their imaginations in the
service of promotion. Let’s count ourselves lucky to have two fierce
service of promotion. Let’s count ourselves lucky to have two fierce
nights of belles-lettres in a row. –
nights of belles-lettres in a row. –
Drew Rowsome
Drew Rowsome
Greg Kearney’s
Greg Kearney’s Pretty
Pretty
launches Tues, April 26, 8pm, at the Black Eagle, 457 Church St. blackeagletoronto.com. Michael
launches Tues, April 26, 8pm, at the Black Eagle, 457 Church St. blackeagletoronto.com. Michael
V Smith’s
V Smith’s Progress
Progress
launches as part of Granny Boots, Wed, April 27, 7:30pm, at The Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen St W.
launches as part of Granny Boots, Wed, April 27, 7:30pm, at The Gladstone Hotel, 1214 Queen St W.
gladstonehotel.com
gladstonehotel.com
Boys of a feather
Boys of a feather
Stop asking international DJ Hector Fonseca to show you his Peacock, people.
Stop asking international DJ Hector Fonseca to show you his Peacock, people.
He’s given it up for Lent. But when he
He’s given it up for Lent. But when he
spins at fly on Easter
spins at fly on Easter
weekend, all gloves
weekend, all gloves
and T-shi
and T-shi
rts will be off. He just finished showing it in Miami f
rts will be off. He just finished showing it in Miami f
or Carnival and the
or Carnival and the
resident DJ of Matinée NYC a
resident DJ of Matinée NYC a
t Pacha club has put lots of mileage on his passport
t Pacha club has put lots of mileage on his passport
recently, hitting Brazil, Mexico, Italy and Vancouver
recently, hitting Brazil, Mexico, Italy and Vancouver
. Known for starting
. Known for starting
the electribal
the electribal
trend, Fonseca gives the crowd circuit-thumping sounds with bitch-loads of vocal
trend, Fonseca gives the crowd circuit-thumping sounds with bitch-loads of vocal
attitude. His sultry Puerto Rican good looks are yet
attitude. His sultry Puerto Rican good looks are yet
another reason to see
another reason to see
Fonseca
Fonseca
do his thing. With current remixes like Haldamaxx & Danny Verde’s “Pushin’ to
do his thing. With current remixes like Haldamaxx & Danny Verde’s “Pushin’ to
the Top” and Katy Perry’s hornithological song asking for cock, cock, cock, the
the Top” and Katy Perry’s hornithological song asking for cock, cock, cock, the
boys will be flocking
boys will be flocking
each other on
each other on
the dancefloor. –
the dancefloor. –
Eduardo Sabate
Eduardo Sabate
Hector Fonseca
Hector Fonseca
spins on Sat, April 23 at fly nightclub, 8 Gloucester St. flynightclub.com
spins on Sat, April 23 at fly nightclub, 8 Gloucester St. flynightclub.com
202
202
Archie
Archie
comic book issue in which gay
comic book issue in which gay
character Kevin Keller first appeared
character Kevin Keller first appeared
— it became only the second issue
— it became only the second issue
ever to need reprinting and has earned
ever to need reprinting and has earned
Keller a spinoff comic.
Keller a spinoff comic.
US$3.99
US$3.99
Suggested list price for upcoming
Suggested list price for upcoming
biographical comic books
biographical comic books
Female
Female
Force: Rosie O’Donnell
Force: Rosie O’Donnell
and
and
Female
Female
Force: Kathy Griffin
Force: Kathy Griffin
.
.
GIRLIE
GIRLIE
The supervillains (Gangsters,
The supervillains (Gangsters,
Imposters, Racketeers, Liars and
Imposters, Racketeers, Liars and
Irredeemable Ex-cons) who will battle
Irredeemable Ex-cons) who will battle
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new comic
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new comic
book character, The Governator.
book character, The Governator.
“I feel like I need to go
“I feel like I need to go
home and
home and
buy a Barbie’s magical dream
buy a Barbie’s magical dream
house and play
house and play
with myself.
with myself.
”
”
Actress Blake Lively is inspired by the
Actress Blake Lively is inspired by the
prototype Barbie based on her
prototype Barbie based on her
Green
Green
Lantern
Lantern
character.
character.
12
12
Percentage of
Percentage of
Vanity Fair
Vanity Fair
poll
poll
respondents that believes Justin
respondents that believes Justin
Bieber will be “fat and bald” by the
Bieber will be “fat and bald” by the
age of 30.
age of 30.
“One part of my heart soared. The
“One part of my heart soared. The
other part broke for the
other part broke for the
thou-sands of hungry souls being fed
sands of hungry souls being fed
something that didn’t nourish
something that didn’t nourish
their spirit, but fed their flesh.”
their spirit, but fed their flesh.”
A Katy Perry concert is reviewed by
A Katy Perry concert is reviewed by
the singer’s mother.
the singer’s mother.
“Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect
“Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect
naked with nothing added and
naked with nothing added and
works equally great
works equally great
as a
as a
mixer
mixer
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Actor/author/porn legend extols his
Actor/author/porn legend extols his
new “adult” rum.
new “adult” rum.
5,000
5,000
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Age in years of a male skeleton found
buried in a traditionally female manner,
buried in a traditionally female manner,
leaving scientists to posit that he was a
leaving scientists to posit that he was a
gay or transgendered caveman.
gay or transgendered caveman.
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Summer beach-reading season is almost upon us, and two works of literature
Summer beach-reading season is almost upon us, and two works of literature
that are also delicious reads are heading our way. Greg Kearney’s
that are also delicious reads are heading our way. Greg Kearney’s
Pretty
Pretty
is a collection of darkly hilarious short stories; Michael V
is a collection of darkly hilarious short stories; Michael V
Smith’s
Smith’s
Progress
Progress
is an epic Canadian novel with several gay twists.
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I
I
n the early ’90s, Gregg Araki becamen the early ’90s, Gregg Araki becamequeer cinema’s resident bad boy director
queer cinema’s resident bad boy director
with the release of
with the release of The Living End The Living End , a film, a film
about two gay men with HIV on the
about two gay men with HIV on the runrun
from the law after killing a
from the law after killing a homophobichomophobic
cop. He followed that up with his teenage
cop. He followed that up with his teenage
apocalypse trilogy (
apocalypse trilogy (Totally Fucked UpTotally Fucked Up,,TheThe
Doom Generation
Doom GenerationandandNowhereNowhere), which), which
defined an angst-ridden sexually charged
defined an angst-ridden sexually charged
generation with the help
generation with the help of soon-to-be-starsof soon-to-be-stars
like Margaret Cho, Traci Lords, Parker Posey,
like Margaret Cho, Traci Lords, Parker Posey,
Scott Caan and Ryan Philippe. With the
Scott Caan and Ryan Philippe. With the
release of his newest film,
release of his newest film,KaboomKaboom, (which, (which
won the first ever Queer Palm Award at the
won the first ever Queer Palm Award at the
Cannes Film Festival), Araki is again out to
Cannes Film Festival), Araki is again out to
create the ultimate queer mind-fuck flick,
create the ultimate queer mind-fuck flick,
but this time for a new generation.
but this time for a new generation.
Matt Thomas: What was the inspiration for
Matt Thomas: What was the inspiration for
Kaboom
Kaboom??
Gregg Araki:
Gregg Araki:I really just wanted to make aI really just wanted to make a
movie that came from a completely creatively
movie that came from a completely creatively
free space that had a n
free space that had a naive creative sensibilityaive creative sensibility
to it. I knew I wanted to make a movie about
to it. I knew I wanted to make a movie about
these characters that were at that phase in life
these characters that were at that phase in life
where everything is a question mark. You
where everything is a question mark. You
don’t know who you’re going to be or what
don’t know who you’re going to be or what
your sexuality is; you’re just sort of being
your sexuality is; you’re just sort of being
formed. I’ve also always wanted to make a
formed. I’ve also always wanted to make a
sprawling, apocalyptic
sprawling, apocalypticTwin PeaksTwin Peaks-y mystery.-y mystery.
I didn’t in any way censor myself in terms of
I didn’t in any way censor myself in terms of
things getting too weird or using too many
things getting too weird or using too many
dif-ferent genres, or thinking things like, ‘Wait,
ferent genres, or thinking things like, ‘Wait,
this sex scene is getting too intense.’ They
this sex scene is getting too intense.’ They
don’t really make movies like that anymore.
don’t really make movies like that anymore.
MT: Is it easier now to find young actors
MT: Is it easier now to find young actors
willing to take on explicitly gay roles?
willing to take on explicitly gay roles?
GA:
GA:It’s interesting seeing it from the stand-It’s interesting seeing it from the
stand-point of the beginning of my career,
point of the beginning of my career,
especially with, say,
especially with, say,The Living End The Living End in thein the
early ’90s. There’s definitely a lot more
early ’90s. There’s definitely a lot more
openness and willingness now than there
openness and willingness now than there
was back then. Even doing
was back then. Even doingThe DoomThe Doom
Generation
Generation, those parts were provocative, those parts were provocative
and challenging to cast. I find in general
and challenging to cast. I find in general
there’s this generation of actors,
there’s this generation of actors, particularlyparticularly
in
inKaboomKaboomandandMysterious SkinMysterious Skin, that are, that are
very smart, very savvy and they’ve seen a
very smart, very savvy and they’ve seen a
million movies and they are artists. They
million movies and they are artists. They
get much more excited by something like
get much more excited by something like
Kaboom
Kaboomthan they do aboutthan they do aboutGossip Girl Gossip Girl oror
whatever is being made available to them
whatever is being made available to them
as a 20-year-old actor in Hollywood. There’s
as a 20-year-old actor in Hollywood. There’s
a limited amount of stuff for them, and a
a limited amount of stuff for them, and a
lot of it is the same old shit, so they are
lot of it is the same old shit, so they are
excited to take on the challenge.
excited to take on the challenge.
MT: Do you have any directorial tricks
MT: Do you have any directorial tricks
when it comes to helping actors (like hunky
when it comes to helping actors (like hunky
Chris Zylka and Thomas Dekker in
Chris Zylka and Thomas Dekker in Kaboom Kaboom))
get through sex scenes?
get through sex scenes?
GA:
GA:Sex scenes are never fun to shoot, but theSex scenes are never fun to shoot, but the
key for me is to make the actors as comfortable
key for me is to make the actors as comfortable
as you can. The set is always closed, and it’s
as you can. The set is always closed, and it’s
really about them and their needs. I always
really about them and their needs. I always
tell actors when we are doing scenes like that
tell actors when we are doing scenes like that
that they can always take me aside if any red
that they can always take me aside if any red
flags come out. And they know I’m looking
flags come out. And they know I’m looking
after them, not just throwing them to the
after them, not just throwing them to the
wolves. My films are very structured and
wolves. My films are very structured and
planned, so the actors always know exactly
planned, so the actors always know exactly
what’s coming at them.
what’s coming at them.
MT: Smith, the lead character in
MT: Smith, the lead character in Kaboom Kaboom,,
doesn’t really identify as strictly gay and
doesn’t really identify as strictly gay and
leans toward a label-free view
leans toward a label-free view of his sexuality.of his sexuality.
Do you think that is a reflection of how
Do you think that is a reflection of how
a newer generation of gay guys see sex?
a newer generation of gay guys see sex?
GA:
GA:My answer to that question has gottenMy answer to that question has gotten
a little more sophisticated over the years.
a little more sophisticated over the years.
I’ve learned how to talk about this stuff. I
I’ve learned how to talk about this stuff. I
feel that sexuality is a grey area. There are
feel that sexuality is a grey area. There are
people who are 100 percent gay or 100
people who are 100 percent gay or 100
percent straight and that’s great, but I feel
percent straight and that’s great, but I feel
like a lot of people aren’t. There’s room for
like a lot of people aren’t. There’s room for
people who do not necessarily fit in any
people who do not necessarily fit in any
specific kind of
specific kind of category. My feeling aboutcategory. My feeling about
it is, though, it depends on who you are
it is, though, it depends on who you are
talking to. If you are dealing with some kind
talking to. If you are dealing with some kind
of Sarah Palin Republican-type, I understand
of Sarah Palin Republican-type, I understand
the huge importance of coming out and
the huge importance of coming out and
being confrontational about it by saying,
being confrontational about it by saying,
“I’m gay,” and making people aware of that.
“I’m gay,” and making people aware of that.
I think that
I think that identity politics are super impor-identity politics are super
impor-tant in that context, but if you’re talking to
tant in that context, but if you’re talking to
people who are more educated and more
people who are more educated and more
sophisticated, you can bring up those grey
sophisticated, you can bring up those grey
areas and those questions about what is gay
areas and those questions about what is gay
and what is straight and why we need to
and what is straight and why we need to
have these labels. Younger people who are
have these labels. Younger people who are
kind of the age of the cast of
kind of the age of the cast of KaboomKaboomfeelfeel
very much that way
very much that way about sexuality, that it’sabout sexuality, that it’s
not really about declaring yourself one thing
not really about declaring yourself one thing
or another, but it’s about relationships,
or another, but it’s about relationships,
desire and experiences. I think that’s great;
desire and experiences. I think that’s great;
it’s an important part of growing up and
it’s an important part of growing up and
figuring out who you are without having to
figuring out who you are without having to
fit yourself into any specific category.
fit yourself into any specific category.
MT: In terms of being a filmmaker, what
MT: In terms of being a filmmaker, what toto
you is sexy and erotic?
you is sexy and erotic?
GA:
GA:There’s a lot inThere’s a lot inKaboomKaboomfor all audiences,for all audiences,
but there’s definitely a lot of eye candy and a
but there’s definitely a lot of eye candy and a
lot of provocative stuff going on that
lot of provocative stuff going on that wouldwould
appeal to a gay audience. As a filmmaker I’m
appeal to a gay audience. As a filmmaker I’m
very interested in sex
very interested in sex and sexuality. Almostand sexuality. Almost
all of my films have that theme and explore
all of my films have that theme and explore
that idea. My interest in sex
that idea. My interest in sex is not really sois not really so
much about eroticism and titillation. What
much about eroticism and titillation. What
I’m interested in is that moment between
I’m interested in is that moment between
characters where, through that magic of
characters where, through that magic of
cinema, you’re allowed into these
cinema, you’re allowed into these people’speople’s
most private, intimate moments. It’s not like
most private, intimate moments. It’s not like
I’m trying to be sexy with the venetian
I’m trying to be sexy with the venetian
blinds, lighting and the
blinds, lighting and the fake sweat. It’s reallyfake sweat. It’s really
those human moments that are fascinating
those human moments that are fascinating
and sexy to me.
and sexy to me.
MT: In the early days of queer cinema, MT: In the early days of queer cinema, the films only really existed on the the films only really existed on the festivalfestival circuit, but now you can get circuit, but now you can getThe LivingThe Living End
End on Netflix. What’s it been like for youon Netflix. What’s it been like for you to see the evolution of distribution for to see the evolution of distribution for queer cinema?
queer cinema?
GA:
GA:I think it’s really exciting. It’s a double-I think it’s really exciting. It’s a
double-edged sword, though. Like Smith in
edged sword, though. Like Smith inKaboomKaboom,,
I’m a student of pure cinema and I lament
I’m a student of pure cinema and I lament
the fact that a lot of the people who see
the fact that a lot of the people who see
Kaboom
Kaboomwill end up seeing it on DVD orwill end up seeing it on DVD or
streaming (hopefully not on an iPhone) and
streaming (hopefully not on an iPhone) and
not in a theatre. The flip side is that some
not in a theatre. The flip side is that some
kid in freaking Alaska can read about
kid in freaking Alaska can read about
Kaboom
Kaboomon the internet and watch it onon the internet and watch it on
VOD. I think it’s great in
VOD. I think it’s great in terms of accessibil-terms of
accessibil-ity, but I miss the idea of everybody watching
ity, but I miss the idea of everybody watching
it in a theatre.
it in a theatre.
Kaboom
Kaboomis in theatres is in theatres now. eonefilms.comnow. eonefilms.com
Matt Thomas is a
Matt Thomas is afabfabassociate editor who lovesassociate editor who loves
the many raw men in Araki’s films, regardless
the many raw men in Araki’s films, regardless
of where they fit on the Kinsey scale.
of where they fit on the Kinsey scale.
Matt Thomas
Matt Thomas
talks to director
talks to director
Gregg Araki
Gregg Araki
about his latest
about his latest
gonzo pansexual thriller, Kaboom
gonzo pansexual thriller, Kaboom
Araki directs Thomas Dekker and Juno Temple.
Araki directs Thomas Dekker and Juno Temple. Sexy surfer Chris Zylka.Sexy surfer Chris Zylka.
Not-so-gay but still-hot sex scene. Not-so-gay but still-hot sex scene.