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What This Book Is NOT!

These days on the Internet, it’s almost more important to assure yourself right away of what you are “NOT” getting yourself into before it’s too late. So I want to declare right here and right now that this is definitely not your typically dry and boring medical science treatise. It doesn’t have a lot of advanced biological vocabulary and psychological terminology. This is also not in that ever growing genre of books out there that are so ethereally metaphysical, that it borders on a warlock’s recipe book of mysterious and magical incantations, sadistic sorcery or wacky whims of wanton witchcraft or just plain “Wish Crap!!”

There is so much flimsy, false and fraudulent garbage being hawked out there, that it’s becoming harder and harder to determine what you are actually getting until you are sometimes one third of the way through the book. This is not one of those books. I am not going to ask you to join some off the wall secret organization, or pledge your ever-lasting soul to any outlandish deity, in order to gain the favor and the assistance of some dark overlords from the 17th dimension.

You will not need a degree in Psychology or even need to have graduated high school to read and understand this book. It is written in basic, easy to grasp language. And – while there may occasionally be the necessity to present a semi-complex concept in this book – I will then always break it down and explain it in the simplest of terms, so that we all continue to remain on the very same page together!

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What This Book IS!

This is basically the simplest and easiest to understand book ever written about self-hypnosis style techniques and how to run your own brain properly to make you ever more popular with the ladies. Many of the techniques you will see in this book are in fact NOT actually hypnosis, even though we may describe them as such for ease of understanding. So please expect the term “hypnosis” or other such terms to be used

interchangeably when in fact, often they are not what are commonly known as traditional hypnosis techniques. In reality, they are a collection of personal principles and techniques blended together for maximum effectiveness and described under clear, understandable and highly useable umbrella terms. In everyday language, we’ve clearly presented the fastest and most effective ways of using the standard hypnotic process to acquire the true confidence and comfort level that will allow you to score with the hottest babes around on a regular, consistent basis.

This is a book for all men, written by a guy. I went through many of the very same things that you may currently be going through as you seek the knowledge, the confidence, the comfort level and ability to go out and score regularly and efficiently with the very hottest chicks out there. This is the answer to that search for the “Holy Grail” which will allow you to get it on with the most desirable females that you encounter at work, at play or just anywhere that you may come across a beautiful babe that you would love to bag!

The ideas are highly effective, but I have carefully taken the time to scrap all the unnecessary complexity away from the main and pertinent points. The chaff has been burned away, leaving only the grain of truth, to help

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you to apply these century old truths in such a way as to get you “Getting Some” sooner rather than later, and a lot more often than you ever would have dreamed or believed possible! It is a process, yes, but it is laid out in simple, step-by-step instructions that if simply read and immediately applied, you will be getting laid a lot sooner than you will be finishing this book. However, I do suggest that you do finish the book, because if ¾ of the knowledge can get you 10 babes, what will all of the information get you. Let’s find out, shall we?

Introduction

This is not a typical pamphlet style E-book – This is an “Online Manual” and “Guide.” Therefore, read it that way. Saturate the information within your mind and take a few “sessions” to read it. Then go back and read it again and never underestimate the power of consistent SELF

PRACTICE!

Welcome!

O.k., we’re here for one reason and one reason only! You want to get dates, get women and get laid, a lot more often than you currently are, with much hotter chicks than you normally get. Period!

Perfect honesty is the very best policy and frankly, that’s as valid and significant a priority as any guy can possibly have in life – so let’s make it happen! It’s all about having the confidence to just “GO FOR IT!”. That’s what you will get by reading this book!

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First off, let’s get something out of the way immediately! Screw all the silly “Hocus Pocus,” and “Mumbo Jumbo” out there about Hypnosis style techniques. It’s mostly a bunch of illusionary imagery and stage smoke to keep people like us from figuring out that we really don’t need people like “THEM” to make our lives better with hypnotism. Truth is, you can do it all yourself. However, they don’t want you to know that, as they make a living on keeping clients coming back for literally years. It’s big business for those who understand these simple principals and they don’t want any one to reveal the truth about this little “Gold Mine” situation of theirs. That’s why most of this stuff is done in a very “Hush, Hush”

secretive and shadowy manner. But that is not necessary and it’s certainly not to your advantage, so let’s get the facts right out into the light, where we all can see exactly what is going on!

So, most people who really know about self-hypnosis, and how to work it, don’t want you to know how to use it yourself, because that would deplete their “cash-flow” and power over you. Great, then who can you trust? Well, generally someone who has spent years learning the

intricacies of the science and who has mastered the techniques to such a degree, that they can now explain it all in a very simple, matter of fact way that could be comprehended and applied by any average Joe. Someone who isn’t looking for the POWER TRIP or the financial windfall of having people like us coming to them once or twice a week for months, or dare I say...years.

“Self-Hypnotic Suggestion” and “Self-Subconscious Implantation” are 2 very big terms for a couple of very simple concepts that will help to get you laid with consistent regularity, or as most of my students report back to me, pretty much as often as you want it. More importantly, quality

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rises as well as quantity, and you will soon be finding yourself fully confident, cool, calm, collected and comfortable, as you begin bedding pretty much any type of woman that you find yourself sexually attracted to. Notice I said, “Type of woman,” as opposed to simply stating

“Woman.”

This was done on purpose. The facts are, these techniques will greatly increase the likelihood and chances of you making it with “THE” specific lady of your choice. But there are always other additional factors

involved, when you are singling “ONE” individual out for sexual

conquest. Is she married? Or in love with some other man? Did she just get dumped or heart-broken? Is it that time of the month? Is she with friends? Is she a lesbian? Is she a virgin saving herself for marriage? Or maybe she’s a nun on temporary leave from the convent? Who knows?

So, can these techniques guarantee that you will be sleeping with that blonde over there in the blue and purple polka-dot dress tonight? No! This book will certainly increase your chances, but it’s not made to promise you a particular target. What it will guarantee is that you will be having great sexual adventures with more women than you previously had ever dreamed of, and they will be the 9’s and 10’s, no more settling for the 5’s and 6’s.

O.K., so now, “Self-Hypnotic Suggestion” and “Self-Subconscious

Implantation”. Don’t let the scientific sound of these two terms scare you away and keep you from achieving your goal – lots of acrobatic, utterly-astounding action. Look, I barely got through most of my science courses in high school and college, and if it wasn’t for the sake of some foxy little hottie who got straight A’s and was the “Teacher’s Pet,” in school – as well as mine after school – I never would have graduated. So this is not

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going to be a text book or scientific treatise, that shit’s for jumble headed academics who don’t get laid anymore. No, this is going to be the straight stuff, plain and simple!

No long theoretical discourses, no over-hyped theatrics and no BS. It’s just straight facts and techniques to get some serious quality “Poon-Tang!”. Make no mistake my friend, it is finally time for you to see just how good it can get. There are veritable erotic treasures waiting for you to harvest, right here within these pages. Once you have acquainted yourself with the material, there’s some serious sex waiting just outside your door just as soon as you take a little time to absorb, apply and practice the very simple and easy to understand tips and techniques

contained in this manual. Yes, “There is Pure Gold in these, here, pages,” and it’s simply waiting for you to “dig-in” and make it yours.

But remember, simply reading this book alone will definitely make a noticeable improvement in your love life and the confidence & comfort with which you pick-up chicks. But to truly become the all conquering stud that you truly dream of becoming, it is going to take some well organized and committed implementation of the ideas presented in this manual. That’s another way of saying what you have known as true all your life, to get really good at this, you must “Practice, Practice,

Practice!”

But then, is that really such an inconvenience and sacrifice? To practice getting laid on a regular basis? I mean, what in life worth having doesn’t take a little bit of study and effort to get it right and achieve the

classification of a well respected and sought out expert? Especially when it comes to seducing the ladies. This is well worth a little bit of effort,

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would you not agree? After all, what more important and valuably

significant line of endeavor is there, out in this great big world these days, than to be considered the Absolute “Top Dawg” and “Numero Uno Head Honcho” in the sex game?

So like everything in life, it is a simple trade-off. You can get more quality action by simply making the small effort of learning some very basic, fundamental, foundational facts about how the human mind works. The “BONUS” of this all is, once you get this stuff down and learn to apply it to sex, you can take the very same concepts and apply it to other avenues in your life. It’s like an owner’s manual for your own mind, and obviously your mind effects pretty much everything you do in life. So, learn these simple techniques now and not only get laid, but watch all of life open up to you like a cornucopia of absolute abundance. Which is another way of saying, things will start going your way on a regular basis as you start getting all the stuff in life that you really want and need!

Can someone really truly just read, study, apply and practice a few techniques and actually start getting wild and hot sex from gorgeous babes? Yes. I know this because it’s exactly what happened in my life. I was not the best looking guy around, nor did I have the benefits of money, a cool car or the right clothes. I was a definite zero in the dating game. Yeah, I could reel in a couple of half-way decent looking chicks here and there, if they were drunk and it was getting late, but I wasn’t first choice, or even 7th choice on the lists of the good looking girls.

Then my uncle shared with me a most amazing book. More about this book later, but for now, suffice it to say it made all the difference in the world. As I started to apply the simple, easy to do, step-by-step principals

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explained within, things started happening. I started to feel better about myself and felt a strange sense of confidence to just relax and be myself around these babes. Suddenly I was the funny guy, the clever guy, and pretty soon I was the interesting and cute guy.

I got a few of the local hotties, and because I was cool and calm, I made some powerful impressions that developed a bit of a reputation. Suddenly the best looking women around were calling me, asking me out, or just wanting to hang around. Of course, one thing would inevitably lead to another. It was “GREAT! It was absolute Heaven on Earth! It was 100% “Self-Hypnotic Suggestion” and “Self-Subconscious Implantation!”

Just understanding and applying a few basic rules and laws of biology and practical psychology, I was in! In their pants that is!!! Problem was, it was a big book and very old. So when I tried to share it with my friends who were as into reading as me, they just couldn’t break through the barrier of it being like school to them. I had to teach it to them verbally and just make a few simple notations as basic reminders of what we discussed. It was all handed down, by word of mouth, and it worked amazingly well because I took over 1,000 pages of information and distilled it down to about 3 hours spoken instruction. My friends started getting laid like magic, as well!

So here I am today, writing it all down for those of you who can’t speak with me personally. And, for those of you who don’t have the slightest inclination to want to enroll in years of scholastic, educational courses with designated hours of lab work and study hall just to get a little piece of ass. This is how “Hypno-Date” came to be. Carefully put together to give you just enough valuable and powerful information to make your

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love life legendary and satisfying, but not so much as to overwhelm and drown you in elongated, abstract concepts, ideas and a lot of verbiage. It’s basically a very simple “Pickup, Attraction, Dating and Sex Manual” made for guys like us who don’t have time to delve through all the

bullshit!

Let’s Get Started

Alright, first of all, we need to understand a very basic fact. Women are naturally, automatically attracted to guys that are confident and

comfortable with themselves and the lady. It’s thousands of years of “Survival Instinct” subconsciously and sometimes even consciously, programmed into their heads. Confident men, often referred to in

psychological books as the “Alpha Male” are viewed by females as the natural born leaders. They’re the strong and self reliant providers and that’s what they instinctively want to attract to themselves and what they feel safe being attracted to. It’s all a matter of mentally programmed survival instinct.

Plus, women like to feel like women and want to be around a guy who makes them feel like a woman. That’s accomplished by a dude that seems strong, powerful, secure, and has his proverbial “shit” together. So, does this mean that if we weren’t born with these natural personality traits, then we are simply out of luck and aren’t going to get the babes? Well, that’s what it used to mean. But now we have a couple of secret weapons that’ll change your life and your luck with the ladies forever. The names of those secret weapons are Hypnotic Suggestion” and “Self-Subconscious Implantation!”

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You see, somewhere along the road most of us some how got “f**ked up” in the head by someone. It could be a parent, or sibling, maybe a relative or neighbor. Perhaps it was a teacher, or some other culturally accepted authority figure, maybe even a total stranger. Or, as is most often the case, we simply did it to ourselves.

The human mind is like a computer – whatever you program into the computer, is what you are going to get out of it. Sometimes, if your inputting skills are lacking or if there is a flaw or glitch in the system, what comes out is distorted, warped and barely recognizable as what was intended to be filed away for safe keeping.

So, a misunderstanding with a friend, a harsh comment by a teacher, a cruel word by a parent, or even simply being turned down when making an early attempt to steal a kiss or hold a girls hand while walking, can create devastating effects. Left alone and unchallenged, they will debilitate and subconsciously handicap a guy for life, until he takes the time to go back in and “Re-Program” out the garbage information and replace it with the “Proper Data” that will be useful and effective for him to run a successful love life!

Self-Limiting Beliefs:

Whenever we have unfortunately or even accidentally programmed inhibitive ideas or beliefs about ourselves into our conscious and

subconscious mind, whether these thoughts are of our own origination, or injected into our psyche by someone else, they are known as

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Limiting Thoughts,”. They are absolute trouble and need to be dealt with immediately!

“Self-Limiting Beliefs” are so effectively detrimental because they come from within, so there is far less opportunity to fend off their attacks and defend ourselves from the self-annihilation they bring. “Self-Limiting Beliefs” are the most powerful enemy we can ever have to face, as the famous old saying reminds us so very clearly, “We have seen the enemy, and they are “US!”

Just like in real warfare, one of the most efficient strategies to win a battle is to infiltrate the oppositions camp and spy out their strategies and battle plans. As well as this, you provide them with as much false information as possible, to lead them astray, causing them to make incorrect moves, based on improper assumptions. In turn, leaving them vulnerable and ready to be more easily defeated.

This is exactly what happens to you when you allow your unconscious and conscious mind to offer up negative and simply bad information to yourself about yourself. As you plan your campaign to get ladies and get laid based on a collection of Un-True and Falsified Facts about yourself – the facts that are burned into your unconscious mind – you will start setting in motion a plan to FAIL. Your brain will work its hardest to prove your plan correct – and you will probably fall well short of your intended targets.

Some Self-Limiting Beliefs are as follows:

1. Girls only want to be with guys who have lots of money!

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2. Women only want sex with strings attached – committed relationships! 3. If you aren’t “Great Looking,” you may as well just give up now! 4. Babes can sense inexperience and won’t even give you the time of day if they think you don’t have the experience they deem “necessary”.

5. Hot chicks are only attracted to “Bad-Boy,” Alpha-Male, “A”-holes! 6. She’s already got a boyfriend, better give up now!

7. Women should be willing to accept me completely, just the way I already am!

8. She’s a “Total 10,” I can’t compete for her. I don’t measure up! 9. The “Super-Models” are off-limits, simply NO CHANCE there!

10. That babe is way too popular, look at all the guys who are already all over her!

They’re just a few of the seriously debilitating Self-Limiting Beliefs that can hold us back from really going for all the gusto we not only deserve, but could easily have if we just trusted in ourselves enough to go for it! If you don’t believe you can get the chick, you won’t get the chick! If you “DO” believe you can get the chick, you “WILL” get the chick! It’s really that simple. It’s all about what you believe!

So What Can We Do?

O.k., so we agree that having the enemy within is a huge set back and a very important problem that needs to be jumped on as soon as humanly possible, or we are all in a lot of trouble, right? Right! So what can we do about this situation so we can jump the hurdles, beat the odds and start getting some A+ action on a regular basis?

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Well, there are two ways of dealing with “Self-Limiting Thoughts,”. The most effective, efficient, but simultaneously energy consuming and complex way is to actually:

(1) “Delete” the previous negative programming by completely wiping it out. Thereby removing all traces of it from your mind’s consciousness, just like deleting a file from your computer (remember that the human mind is in fact the “Bio-Computer” that the original idea of the electronic computer sprang from, all those years ago.) Then, once you’ve done that, you start from a “fresh slate”.

This is accomplished by a very involved and complicated combination of self-assessment with deep meditation, and some form of psychoanalysis, whether self initiated or performed by a professional Psychologist or Psychiatrist. Or in other cases, some sort of authoritative religious figure like a Priest, Pastor, Guru, Spiritual Master or Meta-Physician.

This Methodology is about 68% successful. But sadly, even some of those success stories, that seem to so progressively make a smooth transition to the New Positive Thought Forms and Beliefs, can have severe relapses. That’s because this process removes all the long-standing, original underpinning, foundational belief structure and Psychological foundations that have been built up since childhood. So, some adherents to this style of “Mind Change” suddenly find themselves without a mental anchor or “Experiential Infrastructure” to be grounded in, which means they often panic in the abyss and revert back to old, negative, but emotionally comfortable ways of thinking again.

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Honestly, most of us simply don’t have the extra free time, money and inclination to get this severely wrapped up into a “Mental Methodology,”. Nor the personal intuitive psychological expertise to perform this process on ourselves. So that leads us to the second way of deleting the “Self-Limiting Thoughts” that we no longer want present to hinder us from achieving what we really want in life, particularly, GREAT SEX on a regular basis with totally hot chicks!

So, the more common and easiest way is to simply “Write Over” the offending program by placing enough positive and confidence building material into your mind that you naturally begin to see the more effective self beliefs. Then, you focus in on them, and are no longer paying

attention to the negative “BAD” programming in your mind. This is the most common way to get rid of our “Self-Limiting Thoughts.” It is not the fastest or most effective way, but it is by far the easiest way for those of us who do not want to commit ourselves to the in-depth,

psychologically involved gymnastics of psychoanalysis or as some might call it “Brain washing!”

This procedure works approximately 97% of the time, as long as one remains consistent with the process of continually placing the new “Positive” data in his head on a regular basis. And, fights the natural inclination to fall into bad old habits of thought before the wondrous effects and benefits can be clearly observed from the “Write Over” method.

The power of the “Write-Over” Method is the fact that it doesn’t try to remove all of your early foundational beliefs in one fell swoop, but rather teaches you “step-by-simple-step” how to start adding additional positive

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information to the mix. Then how to focus on it, so that it is the “NEW MAP” that you begin to look to for direction in your sex life.

You clearly realize the value of letting “bygones be bygones” and letting the past mistakes go, while still learning from those mistakes and moving forward to victory. It doesn’t artificially leave you hanging in the void, as if your past experiences no longer even exist and you are now a soul without a history, like the “Delete” method. Rather, it allows you to evaluate what has worked and not worked previously and gives you the “New and Improved belief structure” that will get you where you want to be, in comfort, security and true confidence.

Therefore, it just seems obviously logical that because we can “ALL” easily do the “Write Over” method, which doesn’t involve a lot of effort, money and time, that it’s a simpler route and as you’ll see, a hell of a lot of fun to work through. This is the route we will focus on from this point forward in the book!

The “Write Over” Method!

So, where do we go from here? That’s actually a very easy question to answer, and I think you are really going to start having a lot of fun and enjoying this exciting adventure! Remember that Rule #1 is: Whatever you truly believe about yourself, especially regarding women and getting laid, is the TRUTH!

We are not trying to make you forget the past here with this highly effective method though. Just like learning to ride a bicycle or do

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multiplication, you will remember all of your initial failures and mistakes. But then you will begin to learn from those mistakes and see where you went wrong. Then, through a commitment to yourself and your love life, begin to practice, practice, and practice some more. Thinking and

behaving in such a way, you’ll start getting some small and then with time, more significant victories “under your belt”. And with those victories comes confidence and deeper dedication to sticking with the program and truly “Going for it!”

Then the old adage suddenly will prove true to you as clear as day. As you begin “throwing enough spaghetti on the wall, that some of it will actually begin to stick!”. This is really all there is to the simple and easy to accomplish process of “Writing Over.” So what does it mean to you right here, right now?

As you begin to add additional positive experiences to your “Book of Life” and begin to get it right more and more often, your confidence and abilities grow in leaps and bounds, and you start to not only truly believe in the system, but more importantly, believe in yourself.

Meaning, NOW, when you believe that you can get the very hottest 9’s and 10’s on a scale of 10, then suddenly you will discover that you

actually do get them with consistent regularity. However, if you continue to keep adding messages to your mind, inputting data into your “Bio-Computer” telling and programming yourself to believe and actually perform as if you don’t quite measure up to the competition, you will focus on the old negative data. Then, sure enough, you will be sunk before you start.

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See it and Be it, Name it and Claim it, Think it and Drink it. What you believe in your heart, soul and mind is what will prove to be the ultimate reality. And sadly, for those who truly think that the chances of you getting an A+ Babe are low to ludicrous, then in fact that’s exactly how it will play out, and it just will never happen for you at all.

O.k., great, so then what exactly are we to do then to help us “BELIEVE” that we can get the hotties?

It all comes down to action! We’ve all heard the old saying; “Seeing Is Believing!” Well, the reason most old sayings get repeated enough times over a lengthy period of years, and become an old saying, is because they usually pan out to be TRUE!

Therefore, what you really need in order to honestly begin to believe the new optimistic, confident, powerful perception of yourself as a real popular ladies man, is a few victories, followed by a few more victories, followed by a lot more victories, with the beautiful women that you desire. Unlike most sports that you have participated in over the years or witnessed through the media, where the final game, the championship game is the very most important game to fulfill a winning season, with chicks, the most important victory is not the last, but rather the first!

Getting That First Victory!

Keep in mind at all times, the two most important things to remember about getting your first “Convincing Victory” are the following: (1) You absolutely have to go for a babe that you would normally consider “out of

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your league.” (2) You shouldn’t shoot so far above your normal

expectations that you automatically and unwittingly set yourself up for failure. Let’s look at this in a little more detail.

First of all, it’s important that the women you shoot for are above the level of babe you’ve have been settling for in the past. If they aren’t, the whole point of this book becomes moot. The concept here is to learn to develop the confidence to go for the gorgeous girls and get them on a regular consistent basis. You will never accomplish this task if you don’t actually start raising the bar a bit, right now.

That’s right, “Immediately,” if not sooner! The one thing that you will very quickly discover about this book is that I’m on your side. Just one of the guys who has gone through the same situations that most all of us guys have been through. I’m here to help you succeed with the ladies and that’s my only concern, my only priority, and my only objective. I am not looking for “Kudos” or applause and I’m certainly not one of those

insecure pseudo-experts that fears you might figure things out before I finish telling them to you. No, I hope and intend for you to be getting some seriously improved, choice, Grade-A action before you are halfway through this book. And it all starts right now.

Smile!

From now on, every single woman that you see, smile at her. This does not mean you are actually going to hit on or pick her up. Hell, it doesn’t even mean that you are the slightest bit interested in “banging” her. But just in order to grow more effectively comfortable and fully used to the

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idea of smiling at the ladies, begin now to make it a habit! If you see a chick, smile.

You will quickly discover that many more of them are smiling back at you than you ever would have guessed possible. Don’t gawk, don’t stare, and don’t hang around to wait for a response. Just go through life, smiling at the women you see and you will already be in the running for making some real headway hooking up with the girls of your dreams.

Two very important truths:

(1) Women you’d never normally go for often have hot friends. Be nice, respectful and friendly to the ones you aren’t interested in and you may one day get access to their friends.

(2) Most guys are afraid to approach the hottest babes out there because they automatically assume that if a chick is a 9 or 10 that they must have tons of good looking, rich and successful dudes at their beck and call 24 hours a day. But that just isn’t the case at all. Most fashion models are very lonely people, shunned by the average women who are jealous and hate them and avoided by most men who assume they have no chance at all. So most foxy women are often desperate for a date or any sort of close up contact. People stare and lust after them from afar, but very few guys ever have the balls to actually go up and talk to them like a normal healthy and attractive woman.

A smile denotes confidence, feeling comfortable and good about noticing an attractive lady in your presence, and feeling completely at ease

expressing that observation and appreciation in such a way that makes

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you seem as if you are in your groove and used to being around good-looking women. This makes you instantly more attractive to the ladies because (A) a smiling face is so much more pleasing to the eye than a frowning scowl or fearful jack-o-lantern grimace. And (B) in the sub-conscious mind of the female, you are perceived as a more powerful Alpha Male, who is completely in his element with hot babes. This is because you show no fear and don’t wrap yourself at her feet, begging for attention like a lot of guys. You just go your own way!

So the mere act of simply smiling a knowing, confident smile and then moving on as if you are a busy and successful guy with lots of things to attend to, will get you a very positive rep with the ladies in no time at all. The exact opposite happens if you stand around, looking smitten,

hypnotized, or desperate,

This is cool because you notice first off the very most important thing here: if you are a little bit shy at this juncture of the process, it’s OK. You never had to talk to her, you didn’t even have to approach her, you just started getting all these beautiful babes attention and developing your stud reputation with them by simply smiling and moving on like you are a player. In other words, in the minds of these women, you noticed them, you liked what you saw, admired the way they presented themselves, but you are a busy guy, getting on with that business. Which in turn gives you a sense of confidence and casual swagger, long before you ever actually earned it.

This brings us to another very important rule for when you are just beginning your journey to consistent hot dates and sex with the most attractive women around, which is “Faking it till you Make it!”

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Fake It Till You Make It!

When I decided I was going for the glory, I dedicated myself to watching exactly how the guys who got the best chicks did what it was that they do. But I soon realized that it wasn’t always so abundantly clear as to what was really going on inside the mind of these Super Studs!

So I realized that if I was to ever be regularly getting the fine ass that they were reeling in day after day after day, I was going to actually have to approach and ask these guys some questions about how they did what they did. Now I knew a lot of them were not going to be inclined to share their secrets with me or any one else for that matter, because some people feel that when you find the formulae to gold, you should just shut up and keep it to yourself. But I was quickly surprised to find that a few of the guys were more than willing to talk to me and give me some tips and pointers!

It seems that what I heard most often from a relatively diverse group of guys who claimed they were at one time, just as insecure and nervous about “Shooting for the Stars” as I was, was a term that was repeated over and over to me, again and again. “Fake It Till You Make It!”

I was instructed to get the idea out of my head that most ladies’ men are simply born to be successful with the babes. But that in fact, it is a skill, like riding a bike or hand-writing, that must be learned and practiced. Most importantly, the most efficient and effective way to learn how to get good at the gals, is to fake it till you make it.

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What they taught me was that there is actually no real way of ever truly knowing who is authentically confident with the ladies, and who is actually just doing a great job of successfully pretending to be a stud. Also, that the process of playing the part actually rubs off within your self consciousness, and you do in fact begin to become the player that you were once just playing like a role in a stage play. In other words, merely acting confident and comfortable with the babes, automatically trains you to truly become confident and comfortable with the babes!

O.k., so how do you fake it till you make it? Easy, just keep your eyes open from now on and carefully take it all in. Whenever you see a stud clearly having his way with a luscious lady that you think you would like to eventually have a shot at, watch what they do around them. Then begin to impart those observable personality characteristics and physical ways of interacting with the “Wonder-Women” onto yourself.

One very significant word of warning must be mentioned right here. There are a few drastically distinct personalities that some guys use to score with the babes, and you will come across as a slightly schizophrenic psycho if you try to encompass the attitudes and strategies of them all simultaneously. That’s why you need to pick your style before you actually start.

Also keep in mind that you can change your style, or use more than one style, but not with the same group of people and definitely not with the same women. Otherwise, you will be perceived to be a strange, split personality, bi-polar casualty of confusion and you will freak the chicks out. They’ll then want nothing to do with you no matter how confident

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you act towards them, as there is definitely such a thing as “False

Confidence” and you will be clearly displaying it and making the Hotties want to avoid you out of fear.

Picking Your Style

There are many ways of playing the game. Some guys have effectively figured out how to combine a couple different styles together to create a persona that is more unique. But if one isn’t careful, one can instead simply come across as if he has a dual personality and problem with schizophrenic behavior. That serves as a negative, so think that out ahead of time and make sure that the way you play the ladies makes some sort of logical sense.

Now we all have been told a billion times by the female population that chicks just want a guy who can simply be himself around a girl. At first we assume that women must truly know exactly what it is that they want and will openly tell us the truth about what precisely they are looking for, so we can give it to them.

Sadly this is the furthest thing from the truth, and we guys who believed this nonsense were continuously shot down over and over again, leading to the need for this book to be written. This happens either because the women out there really don’t know what it is that they really want, or they simply can’t see past their own sets of mind games to lay it all out, clearly on the table for themselves and us to see. Or that they are

emotionally living in a state of absolute denial and they are just plain lying. Take your pick. Each woman is a unique and individual case, but

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one or all of these basic patterns seem to come into play with the vast majority of ladies, if not all of them. So we need to understand this situation and respond appropriately by choosing the set persona that we must comfortably fit into that achieves success with the particular type of girl that we are attracted to and want to draw into our circle of influence and perhaps eventually our bed!

Here are just a few of the most common successful male personas or personality styles that seem to do well with the chicks. Read about them and think about what your thoughts have been about these types of guys when you have been around them. Also, think what your comfort level is like when you’re around them. Then, consider becoming each of them. What is the effect these sorts of guys have on the niche targeted chicks that you have lined up in your scope to hit on?

Not all personas and styles appeal to every woman out there. Because of this, it is of the utmost importance that you truly consider whether or not there is a particular kind of babe that you find more attractive than all the others and then pick a style that does well with that kind of girl!

Keep in mind this very important fact. Most women do NOT know what they really want OR they lie like dogs. The shit they’ll tell you they are looking for in a guy, is really the sort of characteristics and qualities they are seeking in a BOY FRIEND. A friend who’s a boy. Not a Boyfriend and certainly not what you want to be to this babe, a lover! When girls say what they are looking for in a guy that they want to get together with, to be taken and pleasured by, they are usually lying; it’s simply just not true.

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Maybe they’re merely embarrassed to let on just how superficial, sexually sensuous, shallow and slutty they really are deep down inside. Or maybe they’re just so socially conditioned and out of touch with what really gets them wet between the legs and makes them want to hump and purr. It’s debatable. What they sometimes say they want describes the guy who lets her cry on their shoulder when she’s been let down by some jerk. It’s a guy who holds her purse while she is in the bathroom, trying on a new outfit at the mall, or waits while she’s f**king a real man on the back of his motorcycle.

Trust me, you don’t want to be that guy. You probably already have on more than one occasion, which is why you are reading this book. Don’t feel bad, I’ve been there too. A complete servant to the babe I wanna bang! It’s a bitch, ain’t it? So let’s not allow that to happen any more, and let’s decide to be the type of guy who gets into the gals panties in the right way, without allowing yourself to become fundamentally lowered or a servant that is never respected in correct manner.

So question yourself. Would the type of girl that you most definitely prefer and want to get it on with, be more naturally attracted to:

The Arrogant Ass-Hole: The trendy, yuppie kind of above it all, living

in the castle on the hill, rich and fashionable jerk who is all about himself and his possessions. Some women find this guy to be an archetypal

Prince Charming, and if they spread their legs, they hope for the potential to be the next reigning Queen of the Ball! Now remember, you don’t actually have to be a member of the upper class in order to play the part of one of the rich and famous.

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The Big, Bad-Boy Bastard: This is that rebel without a cause tough guy,

who will not be saddled by society’s conventions and rules. Chicks will tell you that they are a menace that should be locked away. But what they won’t admit is that they want to lock them away between their thighs – to be ravaged and pleasured by them all night long.

The Cool, Calm, Calculated, Charismatic and Confident Charmer:

Can you tell already that this guy is my personal favorite? He’s the one I have always felt the most comfortable being, and the one I most strongly recommend to guys who truly are nice and just aren’t at ease acting like a butt hole in order to get laid. This guy is never desperate or focused too strongly on one female at a time. But, he clearly admires women’s

beauty, as a player, and though has other things on his plate, he will stop to talk and develop a rapport with a lady politely and confidently drawing her in a bit, before running off to climb other mountains.

The Defiantly Devious Devil: This is the overtly sensuous, if not balls

out, downright licentious playboy who is all about sexuality and nothing else. He is a player and has his ways with the ladies. And, that’s

seemingly all that his life is dedicated to.

As I said before, I certainly can’t choose for you. You really need to decide which persona gets the type of action that you are looking for. If you want the foxy debutante who was the local high school “Home Coming Queen” you may do well as the “Arrogant Ass-Hole.” If you get hot for biker chicks or find the sensuous slutty, almost openly trampy whore-vixen look to be a huge turn on, then probably the “Big, Bad-Boy Bastard” is your best bet. If you want a babe who is completely satisfied

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by simply getting together for an hour of booty-call and then is on her way, then by all means consider playing the role of the “Defiantly

Devious Devil,”. Most of us guys who are basically nice dudes who don’t want to play the bad boy or the jerky prick will do well to focus on

becoming the “Cool, Calm, Calculated, Charismatic and Confident Charmer!”

Playing The Numbers!

So, once you have picked a style, do your best to observe exactly how the studs of your chosen manner do what it is that they do. Watch what works and what fails, as even the best hitters strike out on occasion, and even in the major leagues, getting a hit 3 out of every 10 times you take your bat in hand and approach the plate is considered “All Star” credentials. See what tends to consistently work for you and see what doesn’t go well with your particular version of who you actually, truly are.

Remember, that the whole idea of “Faking it till you’re Making it “ is only a temporary tool, to be used only up to the point of developing your own well programmed comfort levels with the ladies. It’s merely a

momentary “Modus Operandi,” as you learn to take in the psychological data that finally proves to yourself once and for all that you honestly have what it takes to do it on your own, in your very own unique way.

Playing the role of one of the previous 4 personality styles is just a jump start to get you moving forward and to start getting some decisive

victories under your belt. But you never want to remain trapped within a plastic persona. And the longer that you do without beginning to develop

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your very own unique style, the more likely that people will begin to realize that you’re merely role playing and not truly and authentically a sincere and legitimate hunk, with a successful personality all your own.

So commit yourself right now to using the “Fake it till you Make” as nothing more than an initial process to get you in the game and around the action. And, spending time learning how to be with the ladies, in a comfortable and confident manner that will eventually be YOU and only YOU!

So get out there, and always keep in mind the old saying about the more spaghetti that you throw on the wall, the more likely some of it will begin to stick. It’s all just a matter of playing the numbers.

If your current experience and personality combination equates a 10% success ratio when trying to pick up on chicks, then you need to openly embrace that number. Hope to continue to improve upon it, but deal with it without denial. Then realize that if you are going to get laid 10 times this week, then you are going to have to go up to and attempt to pick up on 100 babes in order to do so.

Now that may seem like a lot, but remember, you’ve been smiling

confidently at every single girl that you see, without ever even having to speak to them directly. By the time you are ready to walk up and start talking to them, you will already get an instant GREEN LIGHT with a lot of them, because you have attracted their interest from afar by being so cool and giving them a pleasant and encouraging smile.

As you get better at meeting women and learning how to talk with them in a casual, confident way that leads to a physical encounter, so will your

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ratios improve. Pretty soon you will be scoring 25% of the time, therefore only needing to now approach just 40 women to get laid 10 times in a week.

With continual study and progress toward over-all laid out process, staying active and continuing to work the system, you will eventually get to the point where 50% of the chicks you try to get it on with will actually go for it and give you what you are looking for. From that point on, the numbers may or may not go up a few points here and there, but most of even the most successful Ladies’ Men only score about 1 out of every 2 efforts. But that’s not a problem, as that gives you 7 days to make your move on only 20 girls per week.

Now that’s less than three a day, so you may find that you have to

increase your willingness to bed and bag more than just 10 babes a week, or you will have to eventually cut back on the amount of contact that you have with the ladies. That is not suggested at all, because it is constantly staying active in the game, keeping in tip top playing shape both mentally and emotionally and never getting rusty, that gives you your edge as a lover. You might also begin to revert back to old ways of thinking, bad mental habits, if you don’t continue to download a consistent bevy of positive data regarding getting the action you want on a regular basis.

Please, constantly keep in the very front of your mind, that it’s all about what thoughts are most deeply and most recently programmed in your mind that determines what you believe about yourself and what you can accomplish. So once you have psychologically implanted the data that gives you the awesome advantages that you have always dreamed of

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achieving, don’t let your new found powers fade by getting soft and lazy and trying to rest on the laurels of your past. If you do that, you might find yourself right back where you started before you ever read this book. Keep playing those games of numbers, and keep getting better and better at scoring and winning.

What To Say

Alright, so you now have a chosen temporary personality style to help you more confidently approach the ladies and get some quality time just playing the numbers and learning what works and doesn’t work by experiences of trial and error. Great, now you need to feel at ease having interesting things to say to the women when you approach, and more importantly, a comfort level knowing that no matter what they say to you or ask you, you will be confident in your answers, responses and replies back.

First of all, I have found that if you show too much interest in a single individual woman when at a social event, it gives them an instant sense of superiority. You then have to work all that much harder to get in with her. So the most important thing to remember is, while you may not ever want to appear arrogant or prickish, you certainly don’t want to come across as if you are concerned in the slightest in what she thinks of you and your comments.

You want to seem polite and interested, but not as if she is the focus of your evening or even the moment. Often paying equal attention to her friends will ignite the old jealousy fires within her bosom that place you

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in a much better place of assurance to get some tonight. You see, you are now no longer pursuing HER, instead she is jealously pursuing YOU and making sure that she wins out over her rival female friends for your

attention. So now you truly can be comfortable and confident, because all the pressure now is totally off of you, and she is now positioning to reel YOU in.

So say what you honestly, truly think and believe but be sure to never make your comments (1) boring to the woman or the other ladies in the vicinity. Or (2) Self absorbed or focused on you, (3) Focused on her, as if she is some sort of a special prize or Goddess that you have been stricken by. Anything else goes. Just keep it short, to the point, and don’t ramble.

If you do ramble, you are far more likely to make a dumb mistake, say something stupid, or mispronounce a word. Or worse yet, start to

stumble, falter, stutter or even worse yet, pull into a tailspin with one of those “tell tale” long pauses, that exhibit a sure sign of confusion,

misplaced concepts, lack of confidence in your convictions, or inability to effectively take charge and compellingly make your point. Keep it short, keep it simple, and keep it to the point. Women assume that a confident man, who gets right to the point and doesn’t ramble or flounder, is a real winner, and that is what she is looking for – a real winner!

Humor is an aphrodisiac, if it is truly funny. There is nothing more sickeningly obnoxious than a “wanna-be” funny man, who consistently strikes out with jokes or humor that just isn’t funny, interesting, clever or on target. So if you truly are a funny person, let it shine, but if you are one of those people who simply can’t tell a joke, then don’t!

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Keep compliments to a minimum and make sure that they are legitimate and sincere. Chicks know that dudes try to butter them up with all sorts of praise in order to get into their panties, and they don’t like getting played in an obvious fashion. So only say something on occasion that will come across as legitimately a truth about her that you honestly find appealing, impressive and unique. But don’t over do it, as I already told you, you score points with a babe by being a bit independent and the slightest bit “Stand-off-ish,” and when you start throwing around the compliments, once you have developed your comfort level talking to her, you will relegate yourself right back into the “Dweeb” category if you lay it on to strong or too often.

Never brag! No one likes a braggart, and it is a definitive sign of

insecurity and a total turn off to women, who want to be taken and done by a strong, confident, powerful alpha male, not a wimpy little sniveling faker.

The Human Mind!

Very well, we have covered a lot of the thoughts and beliefs about ourselves that we need to continually impress upon our own minds to make them our own thoughts. To truly believe them in order to grow to become the studs that we all really want and deserve to be.

Now let’s look at how the human mind works, taking into consideration the very significant differences between the sexes, as we analyze and learn to implement some extremely vital information that applies to us guys, as well as the women that we want to more effectively hook up

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with. These important additional concepts about our own psychology and the thinking style and thought processes of the ladies in our lives, sheds some very valuable clues. All combined, with the help of self hypnosis, will easily lead us to the development of a winning strategy for getting laid on a regular basis by women who just weeks ago wouldn’t have stopped to give us the time of day.

O.k., here are the facts. We are currently living in a socially conditioned culture, struggling between the two very distinct world-views of war and peace. In other words, men and women want to get together and enjoy one another as much as ever. Sadly though, our minds have been conditioned and psychologically torn apart between the dichotomous theories of the “Make Love Not War” mindset and the theory dedicated to and deeply believing in the “War of the Sexes!”. This antagonistic pull on our psyche leaves us both disjointed and confused, from pre-pubescence on through till death, and release from the dance of physical love!

So what’s up with this scenario? Is this a “Game of Love” or the “War between the Sexes?” How do you win, and must you annihilate the other side in order to survive, or does that defeat the whole purpose of sharing and caring?

How terribly misguiding it has proven to be, for any culture to continue to throw its young into this cataclysmic turmoil and emotional quagmire. As to tell them that they must coinhabit and learn to not only live with the opposite gender, but learn to love them and cherish them, while

continually referring to that inter-gender association with one another as a battle or war, to be fought and won!

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There lies the beginning of the problem for the men and women alive on this planet today. Not only the actual true differences in how we think, rationalize, feel, exhibit our fears, wants, desires and needs, and express our emotions, but to subjugate that naturally confusing process with additional, culturally defended, man-made antagonisms. Antagonisms that definitely don’t serve any purpose other than keeping us apart and unwilling to truly trust and connect in an organic and pleasurably comfortable manner.

This is where much of the so called proverbial “Mind Games” first came into play, and it has been an utterly depressing boondoggle for us guys ever since. Because, while we may clearly be the physically stronger of the two genders, when it comes to playing these mind games in order to get what is desired, , face it guys, the women have our asses kicked, no questions asked.

So what is the answer, what is the solution? We need to learn the basics of the “Mind Games,” understanding the subconscious desires, dictates, and delusions of both the male and female psyche. That thereby renders us well enough armed with the vital knowledge and powerful enough to go out and have a fair chance of not only surviving, but actually winning in the so called “Game of Love.”

We need just enough information and self transformation to go out there and confidently approach the women of our dreams. To observe their body language and stylistic persona and know instantly how to get connected to them on a physically sensuous level. We admit that we

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understand a certain amount of reading, studying and practice will be necessary to get the payoff we are looking for. But we simply don’t have the free time, or quite honestly, even the true interest to dedicate

ourselves to the conventional acquisition of all the fancy degrees that it would normally take to glean and squeeze this much sexually

authoritative information into a workable seduction approach. So for the good of all man-kind, we have decided to lay it all on the line in the simplest terms possible, right here, right now!

You Are Here!

Often the very first step to fixing any problem or finding a solution, is to carefully observe exactly where you are, right now. Understand,

acknowledge and admit the situation that you find yourself in, with

honesty and a determined willingness to accept responsibility for your set of circumstances. The only way to rise above is to openly admit where you are, because you can never effectively get to where you want to go, if you don’t have a competent grasp of where currently lie!

So where are we? Well, we are living in a society of mixed and confusing almost antagonistic and diametrically opposed philosophies, that state that we should learn how to appreciate, admire, relate to and eventually learn to love and cherish at least one, if not more, members of the

opposite sex. At the same time, we are continually raised from childhood to prepare for battle, laughing at the apparent differences and

inconsistencies found in the thought patterns and manner of the other gender. We’re told to set up to eventually go to war, with the intent to at least conquer, if not emotionally decimate one another.

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This is truly unfortunate. But there’s no point in crying over spilt milk, there is very little that we can possibly do to turn the tables or change the cultural tide that is set in motion here. So all that is really left for us to do is try to survive and get what we really need and desire out of the

situation. And, if we can do a little something along the way to set things heading back into a more cooperative and peaceful cohabitative scenario, then all the better. But if we are going to get by in this current life

situation, we need to use the tools and knowledge available to us to succeed, and that is self hypnosis and an understanding of the male and female psyches!

So what’s the plan? Simple, you need to teach yourself how to unlock the treasure chest of life with what we have come to call the “Relational Skeleton Key.”

The Relational Skeleton Key

The following truths, presented in this book, are going to put you in a very powerful position, when it comes to dealing with women and their emotional needs, psychological entanglements, and erotic desires. So it is of the utmost importance that you understand right now that what we now offer to you, we smilingly refer to it as the “Relational Skeleton Key.”

This “KEY,” when in the hands of an individual who understands the craft and has mastered the following methods, can be used with discretion and skill to unlock the doors that have held you back these many years. These secrets are revealed in such a way as to ascertain their simplicity

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and usability, but please beware, with this power, come some very serious responsibilities!

For your own good, as a man of honor, as well as for the good of the ladies that you interact with while using this system of self transformation and confidence development, never take undue advantage of any female while using these dynamic techniques. Nor should you in any way attempt to push her to do things against her own personal nature or will that you or her may later regret. Women have psychologically had the upper hand for so very long, that it is almost natural to take some pleasure in gaining a powerful mastery of how the mind actually works, and how you can use that knowledge to score with babes. But you should always make sure that each and every step progresses in a purely consensual agreement between two legal adults. YOU are responsible for your own actions. I advise that you respect a woman’s wishes at all times and

always, always treat them with respect and dignity, if they don’t want you around, leave them alone.

Here’s the Key. In the sexual dance between men and women, there can only be one person leading and the other person must follow! Just like driving a car, too many people trying to turn the steering wheel in

different directions, leads to an inevitable accident and potential injury. In the preparation of a gourmet meal, too many chefs trying to season the meal will lead to a culinary disaster. And, when conducting a well tuned orchestra, more than one conductor or written musical score controlling the notes and tempo, and you will have an audio catastrophe well beyond what any human can bear to listen to for more than a single moment.

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It all comes down to who is sensing themselves as being securely in the position of power and authority. “There can be only ONE!” . Either the male is going to take his place as the assertive alpha male, and take the woman to where both of them want him to take her, or the opposite happens. The female is going to have the time of her life, making the weakened and insecure man jump through hoops of fire and never get out of the encounter what either one of them were truly looking for.

You see, women actually want men to act like men so that they are free to act like women. When nature takes its course and both genders act in their organically and genetically determined manner, all tends to go very, very well and satisfying for both parties. The ladies are more than happy to give up what the strong and virile man has proven he has earned the right to take.

In other words, as men, we have to go back to acting like men, the men that women are subconsciously looking for to let them free themselves to act like women. But because so much cultural conditioning is crammed in both sexes’ heads, we have to fight against almost everything that we have learned about relationships and our selves over the years. This is where self-hypnosis and an understanding of both the male and female psyche comes into play. That combination of information and the ability to apply it to both ourselves and our ladies in waiting, is the relational skeleton key, that will open her doors wide to your masculine advances. Once you have re-empowered yourself by overwriting the negative

thoughts and beliefs about yourself as a guy, about women as a whole and about how best to interact and connect with the opposite sex on a

mutually satisfying level that makes everyone happy and ready for more.

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Simply take the time to study up and learn how to be an authentic “man’s man,” and in no time at all, the women out there around you will gladly lay back and allow you to make them feel like real women. Making you a celebrated and truly popular lady’s man!

O.K., so how is this accomplished? Great Question! Welcome to…

Self Hypnosis 101

This is something that truly should have been done years ago; taking all the vital and usable psychological understanding of the human mind and how it works, along with the science of hypnosis, and combining them carefully into an easy to comprehend, easy to apply system. Something that could be described around the world as “The Idiot’s Guide to Self-Hypnosis.”

It’s just not fair that, over the centuries, it has usually only been the pinheads, book freaks, academic brains, and most recently, the computer geeks, who are the only ones who have held this vital knowledge of how the male and female mind actually works. The “Nerds” have understood exactly what is going on inside the thought processes of both genders with regard to the “Mating Game”. As well as how to use this knowledge in order to get laid by the most beautiful women on Earth with great regularity. But sadly, these nerds are also the precise kind of guys who have absolutely no chance in hell of actually ever finding the balls, courage and comfort level to apply all this knowledge.

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So we propose the dawning of a whole new age where the guys with the guts to go for the glory can get a simplified version of what the rules and regulations are involving the subconscious thought processes behind human sexuality and gender interaction. And it all starts right here with…

Visualization / Preparation:

Visualization is the number one technique to guarantee an absolute victory in the war between the sexes. The male gender’s lack of using visualization, in order to prepare for the mating game, is the precise reason that we dudes have been losing the war of the sexes to the smaller, lighter, “weaker” chicks for years upon years.

When you really take a moment to think about it, you know it’s legit. After all we have been watching championship athletes use visualization techniques for generations to more effectively prepare for competition. Fighters visualize their battle in their head for months before the main event, pole-vaulters see themselves time and time again clearing the beam successfully months before the athletic event, football players see the play orchestrated to perfection 1,000 times in their subconscious before the game ever even starts.

O.k., so we know it works, but how have the women managed to gain any sort of advantage over us guys? After all, what do they know about

athletes preparing ahead of schedule in their sub-conscious minds? Most of them, nothing, though a few may surprise you. But what they may not have learned from athletics, they most certainly learned from being little girls and growing up to be ladies.

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Think about it, while you were a little scamp, running around playing with snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails, the girls were busy learning how to be sugar and spice and everything nice. We played with cars and army-men, but the girls were playing “let’s get married,” “mommy and daddy,” playing with dolls that worked out their dating problems and mating game situations over and over and over again for years. They did this till they were well practiced and completely prepared to compete in the “Game of Love” and win decisively!

We played “Cowboys and Indians,” “Cops and Robbers.” And “Space-Man” while the girls practiced talking, listening, picking up emotional cues, reading body language, and the art of debate and mental

manipulation as they visualized their “Dream Date” and exactly, step-by-step, how it would go.

When we got older, we dudes went off and played sports, or rocked out in a band, worked on our cars. Meanwhile, the girls were continuing their day-dreaming and self-hypnotic visualization techniques, as they

prepared for the eventual male/female encounters that would arise in their futures. Hell, they not only visualized all these things over and over

again, but they sat around and talked about it all incessantly. They

compared notes with their friends, studying, learning, planning, and some of them even practiced kissing and making out with one another (anyone who grew up with sisters like mine can probably testify to this fact). They did this just so they would be fully, completely and absolutely prepared.

I tell you, these girls left nothing to chance and no stone unturned, and now you wonder why they continuously kick our ass in the mating rituals