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How to be in the is, now?

In document A Joke a Day (Page 85-89)

Just take a deep breath and relax… read any book that feeds you seed… I read only Osho… he she it is my only wing… my only wine… to help me go in and be in my inn… in my hell and in my heaven and be aware of my monkey mind and enjoy every joke and joy and juice it till the end… and every end is a new now… so let us read what we need and let us search for a soul friend… we are alone but not lonely… only one friend will open up our wings and we fly high in our inner-outer sky, and enjoy this new now every now and then… the book is my best stick to help me climb up and look and search for you my beloved us…

Yes! Let us share what we know about now…

This now is our VOW & WOW, but it is in constant change… so accept it as it is… be with it… the river is rivering… is not a noun but an activity, a creativity… and this present is flowing through us… we are the flute… we are the servant of this moment… this at-one-ment…

Now… begins the enquiry into Godliness… this now is very significant… it simply says "You have lived a life of illusions… now begins the search… you have lived a life of worldly pleasure, pain,

misery, problems... You have searched in many directions and you have found nothing… now begin the enquiry into God… you have lived through the ego, you have lived through the self and you are tired… you have come to a cul de sac and there is nowhere to go any more… now is

beginning… that's not possible… a child cannot inquire into God… he has first to inquire into life… he has to go astray… every Adam has to go astray… every child born of human beings has to lose God, has to go far away… only then, when darkness becomes too much, anguish too heavy, and the heart starts sinking, does one start thinking of doing something utterly different from the past…

Yes my friends… yesterday is a history… tomorrow is a mystery… now is the only present… open it and enjoy it…

Yesterday should be dropped so you can be here and now… A carried past creates problems… the problem is not what I said yesterday or what I am saying now, the problem is that we carry yesterday and we miss today…

There is no past and no future… only this moment… One woman was asking another "Why have you left your

boyfriend? What happened? I had been thinking that you were engaged and that you were going to be married… what happened?"

The woman said: "Our religions are different, and that's why we have broken up…"

The questioner was puzzled because she knew that both were Catholics, so she said, "What do you mean by saying that your religions are different?".

The woman said: "I worship money and he is broke."

What is my now with? Do I know it? It is a constant change… the river of now is rivering and the total trust in trusting the existence… take a deep breath… this is our bliss…

Nobody is sure about any insurance… be yourself… this is the first and the best step towards love and life… if you don‟t love yourself, how are you going to love others? By knowing the love you share what you know…

Nobody has to believe in believing, but everyone has to know the knowing… don‟t talk about water… just share it… I am sure you have it…

Insurance agent: "Sir, we also do penis insurance…" Customer: you replace it with a new one?"

Agent: "No Sir, once it doesn't work, we ensure free service to your wife".

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass

surgery… He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns

at a catholic Hospital…

As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment… she asked: "Do you have health insurance?"

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance!". The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" "No money in the bank!"

"Do you have a relative who could help you?"

"I only have an unmarried spinster sister who is a nun"

The nun became agitated and angry and said loudly… " Nuns are not spinsters!... nuns are married to God… to Jesus Christ!"

The patient replied… "Perfect fact and act… send the bill to my brother- in- law…"

His truth is different from her truth… he is down to earth… she is up to heaven… but the same dance… the same choice… let go and let God pay… he is our father and the richest on this planet… look how many temples!!!

In document A Joke a Day (Page 85-89)